Maybe I Don't ...

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I saw this on FB:
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And LOL'd.

And then I began to come up with my own.

It's fun!

OKAY, SO MAYBE I DON'T:

"DO MATH HOMEWORK IN PENCIL"

"RETURN DVD's TO REDBOX ON TIME"

"WEAR A CONDOM"

"FLOSS"

"LET HER KNOW WHEN I'M ABOUT TO CUM WHEN IM GETTING A BLOWJOB"

"LIKE BLACK PEOPLE"

"PULL OUT AT THE LAST MINUTE"

"GO FOR YEARLY CHECKUPS"

"WASH MY HANDS AFTER I PEE"

"DELETE THE PICTURES OFF MY IPHONE"

"SAY 'NO' TO DRUGS"

"PAY MY TAXES"


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Are you finished yet?
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.

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"MAKE GOOD POSTS"

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I hate you so hard right now, Buck.

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buckethead wrote:"MAKE GOOD POSTS"
\:D/
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.

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"PUT THE TIP IN...JUST FOR A MINUTE"

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:"PUT THE TIP IN...JUST FOR A MINUTE"
Can she even tell the difference between that and full penetration?

:butthead:
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:"PUT THE TIP IN...JUST FOR A MINUTE"
=D> =D> =D>

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"PAY FOR HALF OF THE ABORTION"

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