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Can you make my penis smaller?
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Kazuya Mishima
Topic author - Sergeant Commanding
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Re: Can you make my penis smaller?
He was a shower, not a grower. But still, the 10" in girth he was packing has pretty-much become the industry standard, since HERR DOKTOR'S Legit Dick Steroids™ exploded on the market like an atomic bomb. And my product is the only one that *guaran-fucking-tees* these kind of cock GAINZZ.
Ask *any* of the men who participated in the clinical trials and they'll tell you, frankly and with all honesty, that they're all having more sex than they ever did before, with their new PED-enlarged tallywhackers.
This kid here just needed to be patient. Of course *most* nubile eighteen year-old girls won't have the kind of vaginal elasticity necessary to handle such an incredible wang. That's the kind of thing a woman has to earn from experience alone.
I for one think it's a crime that he had to have surgery to reduce the girth of his wedding tackle, all because a bunch of barely-legal trim couldn't be bothered to prime their lady-parts by, I dunno, letting a D-1 football team run a train on them frst, or trying some other method of increasing vaginal stretchiness or whatever- I'm not a gynechiatrist.
It's downright misandry, is what it is! Misandry and penis envy.
Somebody should have told him that in other countries, like the Philippines for example, there are *tons* of seasoned broads with the experience, and vaginal elasticity necessary to accommodate the amazing gift that God gave him.
This is nothing short of a Dick Travesty.
Ask *any* of the men who participated in the clinical trials and they'll tell you, frankly and with all honesty, that they're all having more sex than they ever did before, with their new PED-enlarged tallywhackers.
This kid here just needed to be patient. Of course *most* nubile eighteen year-old girls won't have the kind of vaginal elasticity necessary to handle such an incredible wang. That's the kind of thing a woman has to earn from experience alone.
I for one think it's a crime that he had to have surgery to reduce the girth of his wedding tackle, all because a bunch of barely-legal trim couldn't be bothered to prime their lady-parts by, I dunno, letting a D-1 football team run a train on them frst, or trying some other method of increasing vaginal stretchiness or whatever- I'm not a gynechiatrist.
It's downright misandry, is what it is! Misandry and penis envy.
Somebody should have told him that in other countries, like the Philippines for example, there are *tons* of seasoned broads with the experience, and vaginal elasticity necessary to accommodate the amazing gift that God gave him.
This is nothing short of a Dick Travesty.
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Kazuya Mishima
Topic author - Sergeant Commanding
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- Joined: Mon Nov 20, 2006 10:11 pm
Re: Can you make my penis smaller?
10" in girth is some fucking poonanny stretching, anus destroying, lip busting, "your titties are gonna sit funny after I get through pearl necklacing your ass" levels of monster cock thickness. That motherfucker had the Muscle Eddie schlong without the synthol and tow strap pulling enlargement sessions. Damn.
Re: Can you make my penis smaller?
Kazuya Mishima wrote:10" in girth is some fucking poonanny stretching, anus destroying, lip busting, "your titties are gonna sit funny after I get through pearl necklacing your ass" levels of monster cock thickness. That motherfucker had the Muscle Eddie schlong without the synthol and tow strap pulling enlargement sessions. Damn.
God damn it I want to QOTD this on Facebook so bad.