Lenny...early lead for IGx New Poster of the Year

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Lenny...early lead for IGx New Poster of the Year

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I'm just gonna throw this out there right now and say Lenny gets my vote and is obviously in the lead for "IGx New Poster of the Year." Criteria for consideration by a select panel of resident experts:

--subject matter
--writing style
--of course, punctuation, grammar, spelling etc.
--the ablility to withstand withering criticism
--sarcasm
--underlying psychological issues
--bonus points if you've worked at NASA, have a Phd, attended an Ivy school, are a stay at home dad, over the age of 75, have a tiny dick, currently have or have survived cancer, currently have an STD, are bald or shave your head, an expert in the Westside conjugate method, live life at an RPE of 9 or greater
--potential drug and alcohol dependence
--propensity for sexual deviance
--possess a body fat composition of less than 10 percent or greater than 30 percent
--have killed/murdered someone or considering doing do
--currently a Navy SEAL or has seen at least two movies in the past 12 months about them
--carry a gun and/or a knife at all times
--have attended a WNBA basketball game
--masturbate at least once a week


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Not sure how you weaseled in that WNBA criteria....keep your sick fetishes to yourself!


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Christ Nappy I just realized the concept of projection...nearly all of those items I currently meet.

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Lenny delivering a stinging riposte...

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Luck Fenny.

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LOL at those who don't know he's Rant
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Why not have a contest for best poster of the year? Winner gets to do whatever they want to one of Mickey's Sigs or the other naked beauties in the appropriate threads. The girls (I guess they're called women now) won't come cheap but everyone has a price so there will have to be a special fund to pay for it. I'm sure you guys are generous enough to put up the money especially if you think any of you can be the winner. No one gets to vote for themselves. Unfortunately I've maintained a vow of sexual fidelity to my wife so I can't take the prize. That's what happens when you get married in your late thirties to the one person on the planet who could put up with you for 28 years and you realize how lucky you were not to marry the other five or six enticingly beautiful women that turned out to be disasters for the men unlucky enough to marry them or had them as girl friends.

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Shapecharge wrote:I'm just gonna throw this out there right now and say Lenny gets my vote and is obviously in the lead for "IGx New Poster of the Year." Criteria for consideration by a select panel of resident experts:

--subject matter
--writing style
--of course, punctuation, grammar, spelling etc.
--the ablility to withstand withering criticism
--sarcasm
--underlying psychological issues
--bonus points if you've worked at NASA, have a Phd, attended an Ivy school, are a stay at home dad, over the age of 75, have a tiny dick, currently have or have survived cancer, currently have an STD, are bald or shave your head, an expert in the Westside conjugate method, live life at an RPE of 9 or greater
--potential drug and alcohol dependence
--propensity for sexual deviance
--possess a body fat composition of less than 10 percent or greater than 30 percent
--have killed/murdered someone or considering doing do
--currently a Navy SEAL or has seen at least two movies in the past 12 months about them
--carry a gun and/or a knife at all times
--have attended a WNBA basketball game
--masturbate at least once a week
Appeared in Rambo 3 or have a famous Uncle.
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Herv100 wrote:LOL at those who don't know he's Rant
Far as I know, you're a COBOL executable
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Herv100 wrote:LOL at those who don't know he's Rant

Damn sure is not Rant. :axe:
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Herv100 wrote:LOL at those who don't know he's Rant
You're ALL Rant.

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Shapecharge wrote:I'm just gonna throw this out there right now and say Lenny gets my vote and is obviously in the lead for "IGx New Poster of the Year." Criteria for consideration by a select panel of resident experts:

--subject matter
--writing style
--of course, punctuation, grammar, spelling etc.
--the ablility to withstand withering criticism
--sarcasm
--underlying psychological issues
--bonus points if you've worked at NASA, have a Phd, attended an Ivy school, are a stay at home dad, over the age of 75, have a tiny dick, currently have or have survived cancer, currently have an STD, are bald or shave your head, an expert in the Westside conjugate method, live life at an RPE of 9 or greater
--potential drug and alcohol dependence
--propensity for sexual deviance
--possess a body fat composition of less than 10 percent or greater than 30 percent
--have killed/murdered someone or considering doing do
--currently a Navy SEAL or has seen at least two movies in the past 12 months about them
--carry a gun and/or a knife at all times
--have attended a WNBA basketball game
--masturbate at least once a week
--word count per post
--simultaneously personally revealing, disturbing, and boring posts
Hands down, it's Lenny.
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Are full of passionate intensity.

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Lenny's using a lot of bandwidth. Time for a surcharge.


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We haven't actually had another other new posters this year but, when we do, I am voting for them.
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Phaedrus wrote:We haven't actually had another other new posters this year but, when we do, I am voting for them.
Bingo.
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All these complaints in such a short period of time-- proof that lenny should be given the title now.
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I think it's clear that Lenny isn't a new poster.
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If Lenny is who he says he is, he and HH will bulldoze a few threads, build a wall and start shooting randomly at uncircumcised children in no time,
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He posted one great topic, but fucked it up with rabbinical study bullshit. I doubt anybody other than HH has read more than one post in its entirety.
He needs an editor.
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The Ginger Beard Man wrote:He posted one great topic, but fucked it up with rabbinical study bullshit. I doubt anybody other than HH has read more than one post in its entirety.
He needs an editor.
He needs to have his posts limited to 150 characters or less (way less preferably).
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He writes way better than Rant, more lucid, better grammar. No way he's rant.

My money would be on him being a Hebrew Hammer, or Beer Jew sock puppet, with an MFA, on steroids. And that would actually be pretty cool.

If he's not a sock puppet, I'll be less inclined not to ignore him.

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Fuck. Easy to win when you're the only freaking candidate
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Shapecharge wrote:Criteria for consideration by a select panel of resident experts:
...
--the ablility to withstand withering criticism
--sarcasm
--underlying psychological issues
--bonus points if you've worked at NASA, have a Phd, attended an Ivy school, are a stay at home dad, over the age of 75, have a tiny dick, currently have or have survived cancer, currently have an STD, are bald or shave your head, an expert in the Westside conjugate method, live life at an RPE of 9 or greater
--potential drug and alcohol dependence
--propensity for sexual deviance
--possess a body fat composition of less than 10 percent or greater than 30 percent
--have killed/murdered someone or considering doing do
--currently a Navy SEAL or has seen at least two movies in the past 12 months about them
--carry a gun and/or a knife at all times
--have attended a WNBA basketball game
--masturbate at least once a week
Reminds me, I need a new carry knife.
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Are full of passionate intensity.

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:If Lenny is who he says he is, he and HH will bulldoze a few threads, build a wall and start shooting randomly at uncircumcised children in no time,
=D> =D> =D>
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Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:He writes way better than Rant, more lucid, better grammar. No way he's rant.
that's what people have said about every other Rant sockpuppet.

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