The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
Post by bennyonesix »
Fuck I want her to savagely ride my face while she calls me a pathetic slack weak fat fuck until I choke out.
Then I want her to hold me tenderly and caress me and tell me she loves me and that I am her big strong man...
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For the blood of an unbaptized infant with a "research chemical" chaser.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:You know she's thirsty
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Re: The couch thread
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Picture is not coming up for me on this server but I'm assuming it's of a talking horse?bennyonesix wrote:That damn stacked gorgeous pig loving psuedo-midget is hot as hell!
Fuck I want her to savagely ride my face while she calls me a pathetic slack weak fat fuck until I choke out.
Then I want her to hold me tenderly and caress me and tell me she loves me and that I am her big strong man...
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Did BWx15 OHS?
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Post by Kazuya Mishima »
Nicole Carroll?bennyonesix wrote:Is that first generation (short not azn) x-fit chick with the curly hair that Glassman fingered on a GHR in front of an audience still around?
Did BWx15 OHS?
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sNVDLklGmM[/youtube]
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Yes I Have Balls »
Annie had a couple kids, spent some time getting pharmed up and made an "unbelievable" comeback to competitive @Fit.Shapecharge wrote:Yeah, what happened to the 1st generation @-fit bitches like that Nicole chick, the chick that left her SEAL husband for Couch, and the particularly no-tits, mannish chick that was the Oly skier? Oh, and our ever popular semi-crazy Shari-baby? And Tits-N-Sync...did she have a kid with that dude? Somebody get on this stat...this is important shit!

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Re: The couch thread
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Because I have cash and an average sized penis.
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Re: The couch thread
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None of your powerkweer shit Gary John.
You hear me?
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Re: The couch thread
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Shapecharge wrote:Yeah, what happened to the 1st generation @-fit bitches like that Nicole chick, the chick that left her SEAL husband for Couch, and the particularly no-tits, mannish chick that was the Oly skier? Oh, and our ever popular semi-crazy Shari-baby?

Eva was the skier chick.

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Re: The couch thread
Okay, now I have to get rid of this boner.bennyonesix wrote:3:00 min mark he touches her pervily and she gets all red faced and flustered.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sNVDLklGmM[/youtube]
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SubClaw wrote:Okay, now I have to get rid of this boner.bennyonesix wrote:3:00 min mark he touches her pervily and she gets all red faced and flustered.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sNVDLklGmM[/youtube]
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Re: The couch thread
Post by bennyonesix »
You let him touch you, Nicole
You let him touch you there, Nicole
In your place of sweet sweetness
In front of everyone
And you liked it
You blushed and flushed and grew damp like an awkward High School girl after the Quarterback bumps into her in the hallway and knocks down her books and then smiles and tells her he is "Sorry"
But he wasn't sorry Nicole, was he?
He didn't want to help you with your fallen books
He didn't want you to wear his letterman's jacket and walk down the hallway with his arm around your shoulders
No, what he wanted was for the world to know he could have your sweetness whenever he wanted it and that they could not
He gloried at the world seeing your beautiful fragile flower quivering and open for him
But he didn't give you what you wanted, Nicole. What you needed
There was no royal wedding
There was no elevation
There was no fullness
There was no culmination of everything
No, all he had for you was alcohol stink and spastic drunken groping of your sweet sweetness with his drunken clumsy erasable ink stained fingers
He did not (could not) make you a Queen, fill your emptiness, soothe your ache
No, Nicole, he fumbled and bumbled at your sweetness for a time and then cursed you for not being beautiful enough, not being good enough to make things work
And then he rolled off your bed onto the floor and alcoholicly stumbled off into the night, back to his Head Quarters and the custom made hip thruster where he collapsed and vomited bile onto his bulbous belly and dreamt dreams of black boxes and victory and conquest.
Is your sweetness still sweet, Nicole Carroll?
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Re: The couch thread
Post by Protobuilder »
That crap doesn't even rhyme.bennyonesix wrote:Is Your Sweetness Still Sweet, Nicole Carroll?
You let him touch you, Nicole
You let him touch you there, Nicole
In your place of sweet sweetness
In front of everyone
And you liked it
You blushed and flushed and grew damp like an awkward High School girl after the Quarterback bumps into her in the hallway and knocks down her books and then smiles and tells her he is "Sorry"
But he wasn't sorry Nicole, was he?
He didn't want to help you with your fallen books
He didn't want you to wear his letterman's jacket and walk down the hallway with his arm around your shoulders
No, what he wanted was for the world to know he could have your sweetness whenever he wanted it and that they could not
He gloried at the world seeing your beautiful fragile flower quivering and open for him
But he didn't give you what you wanted, Nicole. What you needed
There was no royal wedding
There was no elevation
There was no fullness
There was no culmination of everything
No, all he had for you was alcohol stink and spastic drunken groping of your sweet sweetness with his drunken clumsy erasable ink stained fingers
He did not (could not) make you a Queen, fill your emptiness, soothe your ache
No, Nicole, he fumbled and bumbled at your sweetness for a time and then cursed you for not being beautiful enough, not being good enough to make things work
And then he rolled off your bed onto the floor and alcoholicly stumbled off into the night, back to his Head Quarters and the custom made hip thruster where he collapsed and vomited bile onto his bulbous belly and dreamt dreams of black boxes and victory and conquest.
Is your sweetness still sweet, Nicole Carroll?
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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