Kate Upton dances oh that body. Turn down audio black music.

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Kate Upton dances oh that body. Turn down audio black music.

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Fuck it. I can't get it to show. But lord above I can hardly stand it. Turn down the jungle nonsense please.


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Way to catch up on the last 2+ years

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Oooooooops.


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Seriously, I am sorry.


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I mean, that one was 100% on me.

My fault.


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I AM SORRY!

Why are you all so mean?

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it's ok, benwaldfoldsfive, I didn't mind watching it again


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I reject your condescending sarcasm!

This is some macro-aggression bullshit is what it is.

No wonder you all have no friends.

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benwald, just for reference, remove the "s" on the https when you post youtube vids and it will post right.


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Listen I am not crazy, ok?

Stop treating me like I'm crazy

FUCK

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honestly, that video makes me feel rapey

fuck you BENNY!!!!!

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She's okay, I guess.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:honestly, that video makes me feel rapey

fuck you BENNY!!!!!
Oh great now it's my fault you are a rapey non-blinking fuckerface?

ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI!


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WildGorillaMan wrote:She's okay, I guess.
You're just jealous that bitch makes blinky feel rapey like you used to.

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bennyonesix wrote:Listen I am not crazy, ok?

Stop treating me like I'm crazy

FUCK

Only bat-shit crazy motherfuckers tell people "I'm not crazy." It's kind of like saying "Lookit, I don't have AIDS or anything" to a girl you just met at a bar, she figures you already DO, and you're just confirming it.


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You make me feel rapey.


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I like black girls that act white but not white girls that act black. I need to be less prejudice when it comes to women.

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louburr wrote:I like black girls that act white but not white girls that act black. I need to be less prejudice when it comes to women.
But she's totally dancing like a white girl.

And I think its weird that she has no contour between her sternum and pubic bone. I'm a heterosexual chick so maybe its just me but I expect her to look like plastic barbie when she's nekkid. Ie, no access. But thats just me being weird hetero chick in the rapey thread.
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She's in that video with famed fashion photographer Terry Richardson. Sounds like he should be the poster boy for the "war on women".
He is the Annie Leibovitz of his generation, having shot every culturally relevant celebrity of the past decade — Lady Gaga, Rihanna, Beyoncé. He is the man behind Miley Cyrus’ controversial makeover and directed her video for “Wrecking Ball.” In 2007, he photographed Barack Obama for Vibe. His work appears in nearly every major fashion publication, and he has done campaigns for multibillion-dollar luxury brands.
He also likes to be called ­“Uncle Terry,” has depicted himself copulating with a sheep, and once embarked on a project called “Breaking in the Carpet,” photographing himself ejaculating on rugs in random hotel rooms.
But in the fashion industry, Terry Richardson — he of the plaid shirt, oversized eyeglasses and omnipresent “thumbs-up” gesture — is notorious for years-long, rampant reports of sexually exploiting and abusing his models.
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syaigh wrote:
louburr wrote:I like black girls that act white but not white girls that act black. I need to be less prejudice when it comes to women.
But she's totally dancing like a white girl.

And I think its weird that she has no contour between her sternum and pubic bone. I'm a heterosexual chick so maybe its just me but I expect her to look like plastic barbie when she's nekkid. Ie, no access. But thats just me being weird hetero chick in the rapey thread.
Her hole is greater than the sum of her parts. Her pussy has a pull that is rip-tidal and unfightable.

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bennyonesix wrote:
Her hole is greater than the sum of her parts. Her pussy has a pull that is rip-tidal and unfightable.
Heh

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:benwald, just for reference, remove the "s" on the https when you post youtube vids and it will post right.
Actually, you should just keep adding an "s" until it works.


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Stop talking about me like I am not here!

I can hear you you bastards.

I am not invisible!

I demand respect!


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DrDonkeyLove wrote:
once embarked on a project called “Breaking in the Carpet,” photographing himself ejaculating on rugs in random hotel rooms.
YOu can make money doing this??? This changes everything
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E2>200 wrote: YOu can make money doing this??? This changes everything

Terry Richardson can. All I got was dirty looks from hotel maids.

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