IGX

when a bunch of fat degenerates tells you something is great, you might want to pause and seek out the facts. like these:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/bab ... -than-dad/

next time, pull out, assuming you are the father.

Dead Man Walking is such a little ray of sunshine.

a guy says "baby," and you all transform into a bunch of tea-sipping moms in your talbots' dresses

LMAO at "Talbot's dresses"....well played!

dead man walking wrote:a guy says "baby," and you all transform into a bunch of tea-sipping moms in your talbots' dresses

says the guy who posted a chart that measures happiness.

post a chart that measures the number of sons i have sired.

happiness is for fucking hippies.

theoverman wrote:

dead man walking wrote:a guy says "baby," and you all transform into a bunch of tea-sipping moms in your talbots' dresses

says the guy who posted a chart that measures happiness.

post a chart that measures the number of sons i have sired.

happiness is for fucking hippies.

Whatever, bro. Don't have kids, so then you can "go for your dreams"

Herv100 wrote:

theoverman wrote: Whatever, bro. Don't have kids, so then you can "go for your dreams"

yea now I can't play video games as much. kids dont prevent people from doing shit. whether it's poker or climbing 8k peaks. kids are the excuse you use to pussy out.

theoverman wrote: kids are the excuse you use to pussy out.

yep

E2>200 wrote:

theoverman wrote: kids are the excuse you use to pussy out.

yep

Must explain why the lion's share of S&C and fitness gooroo wannabes don't have kids. Them there certs, blogging and ebook writing is time consuming as well as expensive.

dead man walking wrote:when a bunch of fat degenerates tells you something is great, you might want to pause and seek out the facts. like these:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/bab ... -than-dad/

next time, pull out, assuming you are the father.

That's about adding a second kid, but LOL at angrily posting an article about happiness.

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Asking for and getting advice now is like asking what your first acid trip will be like.

Ha!

dead man walking wrote:when a bunch of fat degenerates tells you something is great, you might want to pause and seek out the facts. like these:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/bab ... -than-dad/

next time, pull out, assuming you are the father.

I'm not fat!

Grandpa's Spells wrote:

dead man walking wrote:when a bunch of fat degenerates tells you something is great, you might want to pause and seek out the facts. like these:

http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/bab ... -than-dad/

next time, pull out, assuming you are the father.

That's about adding a second kid, but LOL at angrily posting an article about happiness.

"helpfully" posting, spells. i'm a model of good cheer.

here's a pertinent paragraph:

Sixty-two percent of men and 56 percent of women experience significant changes in their relationship satisfaction after the birth of a first child. Of those experiencing a change, 90 percent of men and women are less satisfied in their relationships.

Yeah, I hope you fuckers aren't trying to sell the whole have children thing because well...

Y'all gotta understand that DMW is from Philly, so that's about as cheerful as he's gonna get.

Ahhh...Philly.

APA doesn't even have a scale to capture that level of unhappiness.

Philly is basically Baltimore with more Italians, better architecture and overpriced drugs.

At least we aren't terrified of our more athletic residents.

my father was from baltimore and one of my schoolmate's uncles was head of the mob.

i'll leave you children to analyze these non-sequiturs.

dead man walking wrote:my father was from baltimore and one of my schoolmate's uncles was head of the mob.

i'll leave you children to analyze these non-sequiturs.

Well, I'm from NYC AND I was in "Rambo III" Non-sequiturs that over a cheesesteak, muthafucka.

Rambo 3 underrated....

Cheese-steak....vastly overrated....


GAMESETMATCH..

plus Philly is a shit hole. I prefer Jersey.

Cheese-steaks blow.

Italian Roast Pork W/ Broccoli Raab is dominant. Utterly dominant. That is the Philly sandwich.

Fuck a New Jersey.

NUKE THE WHOLE EAST COAST

Wait for me to leave please.

If you save any part, it should be Philly.

1. Say goodbye to sex for a while
2. Yeah, more #1, a long while, especially the older the woman for first time kid

American women are fucking terrible at the mother/lover dichotomy, I have a friends who married Japanese, French, and Gaza Strip women, and their sex lives are still better than almost every American couple I know.

-just be prepared for it to happen
-wash your fucking hands
-pray your kid is healthy and remains so

Blaidd Drwg wrote:Rambo 3 underrated...

Saywha? Hippy please if it weren't for that Glastnos shit that was all the rage inthe late 80s my film would have been a blockbuster dammit.