Paul Bettany. He is British. Don't think he was ever married to Pepper, but he is married to Jennifer Connolly (who checked me out in an elevator and left me speechless. I'm not gay, though, just really lame.).nafod wrote:Which...don't you wonder where Pepper Potts and Jane really were? Two girls - one scepter? Jane's probably tired of being "thore" from getting "hammered". Not sure about Pepper, but wasn't that her real life ex-H playing the dude with the forehead bauble? Besides which, what was that dude's name, anyway? And the british accent...to make him sound intelligent? I'm not buying that.Phaedrus wrote:I really can't wait to see what problem the Avengers bring upon themselves next that nearly destroys the world.
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Also, I'd really like to bang Cobie Smulders.
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I saw Jennifer Connolly in a deli/market in BKLYN. She didn't notice me at all. I was also rendered speechless.The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Paul Bettany. He is British. Don't think he was ever married to Pepper, but he is married to Jennifer Connolly (who checked me out in an elevator and left me speechless. I'm not gay, though, just really lame.).nafod wrote:Which...don't you wonder where Pepper Potts and Jane really were? Two girls - one scepter? Jane's probably tired of being "thore" from getting "hammered". Not sure about Pepper, but wasn't that her real life ex-H playing the dude with the forehead bauble? Besides which, what was that dude's name, anyway? And the british accent...to make him sound intelligent? I'm not buying that.Phaedrus wrote:I really can't wait to see what problem the Avengers bring upon themselves next that nearly destroys the world.
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She looked me up and down three times, like a piece of meat. Then we got into the elevator. She went two floors, to Jivamukti Yoga. I continued on to the top floor, the American Indian Community House, to sit in an AA meeting in silent self hatred.
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I was buying some pastrami. It was summer. She was wearing a white sun dress with black polka dots. Her hair was tied back. She stood next to me in line. I started sweating and shaking even more than usual. She kept her gaze on the meat/prepared salad selection. I am touching myself right now.
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Me too. This is great!bennyonesix wrote:I was buying some pastrami. It was summer. She was wearing a white sun dress with black polka dots. Her hair was tied back. She stood next to me in line. I started sweating and shaking even more than usual. She kept her gaze on the meat/prepared salad selection. I am touching myself right now.
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I have no Jennifer Connolly stories to tell but have numerous encounters with other third-tier celebrities if we want to share.
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What were you wearing?bennyonesix wrote:I was buying some pastrami. It was summer. She was wearing a white sun dress with black polka dots. Her hair was tied back. She stood next to me in line. I started sweating and shaking even more than usual. She kept her gaze on the meat/prepared salad selection. I am touching myself right now.
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Jeans, flip flops, Reverend Horton Heat T-shirt and the scent of your mom's box.
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I don't mean now, I mean when you were sweating all over yourself ogling the meat.
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Jumped the sharknado, evenHerv100 wrote:All this superhero bullshit has jumped the shark
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