Avengers 2

The Ginger Beard Man · Fri May 22, 2015 4:23 am

nafod wrote:
Phaedrus wrote:I really can't wait to see what problem the Avengers bring upon themselves next that nearly destroys the world.
Which...don't you wonder where Pepper Potts and Jane really were? Two girls - one scepter? Jane's probably tired of being "thore" from getting "hammered". Not sure about Pepper, but wasn't that her real life ex-H playing the dude with the forehead bauble? Besides which, what was that dude's name, anyway? And the british accent...to make him sound intelligent? I'm not buying that.

Paul Bettany. He is British. Don't think he was ever married to Pepper, but he is married to Jennifer Connolly (who checked me out in an elevator and left me speechless. I'm not gay, though, just really lame.).

The Ginger Beard Man · Fri May 22, 2015 4:24 am

Also, I'd really like to bang Cobie Smulders.

bennyonesix · Post by **bennyonesix** » Fri May 22, 2015 4:31 am

The Ginger Beard Man wrote:
nafod wrote:
Phaedrus wrote:I really can't wait to see what problem the Avengers bring upon themselves next that nearly destroys the world.
Which...don't you wonder where Pepper Potts and Jane really were? Two girls - one scepter? Jane's probably tired of being "thore" from getting "hammered". Not sure about Pepper, but wasn't that her real life ex-H playing the dude with the forehead bauble? Besides which, what was that dude's name, anyway? And the british accent...to make him sound intelligent? I'm not buying that.
Paul Bettany. He is British. Don't think he was ever married to Pepper, but he is married to Jennifer Connolly (who checked me out in an elevator and left me speechless. I'm not gay, though, just really lame.).

I saw Jennifer Connolly in a deli/market in BKLYN. She didn't notice me at all. I was also rendered speechless.

The Ginger Beard Man · Fri May 22, 2015 4:58 am

She looked me up and down three times, like a piece of meat. Then we got into the elevator. She went two floors, to Jivamukti Yoga. I continued on to the top floor, the American Indian Community House, to sit in an AA meeting in silent self hatred.

bennyonesix · Post by **bennyonesix** » Fri May 22, 2015 2:42 pm

I was buying some pastrami. It was summer. She was wearing a white sun dress with black polka dots. Her hair was tied back. She stood next to me in line. I started sweating and shaking even more than usual. She kept her gaze on the meat/prepared salad selection. I am touching myself right now.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri May 22, 2015 3:22 pm

bennyonesix wrote:I was buying some pastrami. It was summer. She was wearing a white sun dress with black polka dots. Her hair was tied back. She stood next to me in line. I started sweating and shaking even more than usual. She kept her gaze on the meat/prepared salad selection. I am touching myself right now.

Me too. This is great!

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Sat May 23, 2015 3:14 am

I have no Jennifer Connolly stories to tell but have numerous encounters with other third-tier celebrities if we want to share.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Sat May 23, 2015 4:17 pm

There was a girl in my high school named Jennifer Donnelly

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sat May 23, 2015 11:46 pm

I wonder if I knew her?

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Sat May 23, 2015 11:58 pm

bennyonesix wrote:I was buying some pastrami. It was summer. She was wearing a white sun dress with black polka dots. Her hair was tied back. She stood next to me in line. I started sweating and shaking even more than usual. She kept her gaze on the meat/prepared salad selection. I am touching myself right now.

What were you wearing?

bennyonesix · Post by **bennyonesix** » Sun May 24, 2015 12:04 am

Jeans, flip flops, Reverend Horton Heat T-shirt and the scent of your mom's box.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sun May 24, 2015 12:12 am

OH!
that last comment caught me off guard!

Protobuilder · Post by **Protobuilder** » Sun May 24, 2015 1:05 am

I don't mean now, I mean when you were sweating all over yourself ogling the meat.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sun May 24, 2015 3:25 am

You guys need a conscious separation

Herv100 · Post by **Herv100** » Tue May 26, 2015 1:25 pm

All this superhero bullshit has jumped the shark

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Tue May 26, 2015 5:18 pm

Herv100 wrote:All this superhero bullshit has jumped the shark

Jumped the sharknado, even

IGX

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