The Grappler Formerly Known As HERR DOKTOR Is Engaged

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Congratulations. And to cheer you up:

- When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.
- An engagement is an urge on the verge of a merge.
- Marriage brings music to a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle.
- Getting married is one mistake every man should make.
- Courtship, unlike proper punctuation, is a period before a sentence.
- The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

and lastly...

- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband that the one she married!
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I was going to say something until I saw Mickey's sig. Oh yeah-- congrats!
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Turdacious wrote:I was going to say something until I saw Mickey's sig. Oh yeah-- congrats!
I paused there for a moment myself. Congrats and good luck with the knocking up.
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Sangoma wrote:- Before criticizing your wife's faults, you must remember it may have been these very defects which prevented her from getting a better husband that the one she married!

You know what, I like that. And all joking and all silly criticism of your woman's particular idiosyncrasies aside; that's really good advice!

Don't focus on perceived "faults" or "defects" in the woman you love. Work on being a better husband than you were yesterday.

That, and-

Just be grateful that the woman you love didn't end up with somebody better, and make sure she knows how grateful you are, without being a sappy little brokedick about it.

I think about this stuff a lot these days. I want to be the best man that I can be, not only for me, but for Victoria, too. Hell, even more-so for her than for me.

At the end of the day, I realize that her presence in my life helps me be more "ME," and I like the "ME" that I am when I'm with her. And that particular "ME" is always getting better. That's a lot to be thankful for, right there. And according to her, I have the same effect on her, as well. We're always getting better. Always improving. And not only would I not give this up for anything in the world, I'm going to do everything I can to not fuck this amazing, wonderful thing up.
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jesus

how about you change your name to pollyanna
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Says the guy with the nasty boo boo on his elbow.
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dead man walking wrote:jesus

how about you change your name to pollyanna

HAHAHAHAHA you grouchy bastard, you know it got dusty in there when you read my heart-felt missive. Don't deny that you felt the love :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
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DMW is a lib from Philly. That's a 1-2 punch of self-loathing and misery that he cannot contain.

Congrats to you, Kx!!!!!
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This was told to me by an old timer I know before I got married a zillion years back.....
He "when ya gettin married"
Me "next September"
He "every time you get laid between now and the wedding day, I want you to put a penny in a jar. Every time you get laid after the wedding, I want you to take a penny from the jar. Your going to spend the rest of your life trying to empty that fucking penny jar"
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The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:DMW is a lib from Philly. That's a 1-2 punch of self-loathing and misery that he cannot contain.

Congrats to you, Kx!!!!!
Thank you kindly my friend!!!
rjudo wrote:This was told to me by an old timer I know before I got married a zillion years back.....
He "when ya gettin married"
Me "next September"
He "every time you get laid between now and the wedding day, I want you to put a penny in a jar. Every time you get laid after the wedding, I want you to take a penny from the jar. Your going to spend the rest of your life trying to empty that fucking penny jar"
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The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:DMW is a lib from Philly. That's a 1-2 punch of intelligence and distinction that explains his sunny character.

Congrats to you, Kx!!!!!
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Kenny X wrote:Thanks Mick!!

And Shaf, we're working on it!!
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Cave Canem wrote:
Kenny X wrote:Thanks Mick!!

And Shaf, we're working on it!!
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dead man walking wrote:
The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:DMW is a lib from Philly. That's a 1-2 punch of intelligence and distinction that explains his sunny character.

Congrats to you, Kx!!!!!
You're such a little ray of sunshine.
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