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..have a nice Father's Day.

Kenny X isn't a father just yet- this month's Baby Making Maneuvers were not fruitful. However! He and The Soon-To-Be Mrs. Kenny X are undeterred, and they will resume their efforts in four to seven days.

Also, Kenny X is boosting his fertility by avoiding The Ganja, eating more seafood (especially more fried oyster po' boys), eating more spinach and cucumbers, and fruit, and he's also making sure to get more sleep. He's also cutting down on his beer intake.

Meanwhile, Kenny X wishes all the dads here a fantastic Father's Day!

Kenny X wrote:Kenny X isn't a father just yet- this month's Baby Making Maneuvers were not fruitful. However! He and The Soon-To-Be Mrs. Kenny X are undeterred, and they will resume their efforts in four to seven days.

Also, Kenny X is boosting his fertility by avoiding The Ganja, eating more seafood (especially more fried oyster po' boys), eating more spinach and cucumbers, and fruit, and he's also making sure to get more sleep. He's also cutting down on his beer intake.

Meanwhile, Kenny X wishes all the dads here a fantastic Father's Day!

This third person Kenny X stuff is getting creepy.

Kenny X wrote:Kenny X isn't a father just yet- this month's Baby Making Maneuvers were not fruitful. However! He and The Soon-To-Be Mrs. Kenny X are undeterred, and they will resume their efforts in four to seven days.

Also, Kenny X is boosting his fertility by avoiding The Ganja, eating more seafood (especially more fried oyster po' boys), eating more spinach and cucumbers, and fruit, and he's also making sure to get more sleep. He's also cutting down on his beer intake.

Meanwhile, Kenny X wishes all the dads here a fantastic Father's Day!

So Kenny X is only allowed to have one kind of fun?

So now everyone knows that Kenny's fiance is on her period.

I thought it was some kind of work-release thing.