Go suck a dick on a submarine.The Crawdaddy wrote:ya'll are so late to the party it's kind of sad. I've had the veta vita vegamix supratastic it'll cook soup on warp speed vitamix since years before this wanna be NB/Ninjapansy thread started.
Good to see some of you are coming to your senses...
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Got it for the vibrator attachment?johno wrote:My Braun 200 watt Magic Wand hand blender works fine for everyday use on damn near everything, and is ridiculously easy to clean.
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Tsk tsk. Such a hater. Enjoy some blueberry pie for the holiday, 'Kay?The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Go suck a dick on a submarine.The Crawdaddy wrote:ya'll are so late to the party it's kind of sad. I've had the veta vita vegamix supratastic it'll cook soup on warp speed vitamix since years before this wanna be NB/Ninjapansy thread started.
Good to see some of you are coming to your senses...

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Fuck anything else, the NUTRIBULLET is where it's at.
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After NUTRIBULLET

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WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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Your NB could have annihilated any of those ingredients you've mentioned. But much like hipsters who act like they discovered bacon and Bourbon, you and your incredibly overpriced blender have got to get all artisan on us and make it seem like you just discovered it.Shapecharge wrote:Gentlemen I encourage to step out there a little bit and consider adding fresh basil, mint, and ginger to your various concoctions. But not all at the same time dorks. Now that I've got this Vitamix thingy I'm getting really creative.
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Hey, when you can knead bread and cook soup in your bitchy little NB, call us...The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Your NB could have annihilated any of those ingredients you've mentioned. But much like hipsters who act like they discovered bacon and Bourbon, you and your incredibly overpriced blender have got to get all artisan on us and make it seem like you just discovered it.Shapecharge wrote:Gentlemen I encourage to step out there a little bit and consider adding fresh basil, mint, and ginger to your various concoctions. But not all at the same time dorks. Now that I've got this Vitamix thingy I'm getting really creative.

"A good man always knows his limitations..." -- "Dirty" Harry CallahanBlaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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Got a wife that can do that.The Crawdaddy wrote:Hey, when you can knead bread and cook soup in your bitchy little NB, call us...The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Your NB could have annihilated any of those ingredients you've mentioned. But much like hipsters who act like they discovered bacon and Bourbon, you and your incredibly overpriced blender have got to get all artisan on us and make it seem like you just discovered it.Shapecharge wrote:Gentlemen I encourage to step out there a little bit and consider adding fresh basil, mint, and ginger to your various concoctions. But not all at the same time dorks. Now that I've got this Vitamix thingy I'm getting really creative.
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The Crawdaddy wrote:Hey, when you can knead bread and cook soup in your bitchy little NB, call us...The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Your NB could have annihilated any of those ingredients you've mentioned. But much like hipsters who act like they discovered bacon and Bourbon, you and your incredibly overpriced blender have got to get all artisan on us and make it seem like you just discovered it.Shapecharge wrote:Gentlemen I encourage to step out there a little bit and consider adding fresh basil, mint, and ginger to your various concoctions. But not all at the same time dorks. Now that I've got this Vitamix thingy I'm getting really creative.
Cooking soup in a blender? C'mon man, just because you can doesn't mean you should.Shapecharge wrote:It's a sad day my toe-fungus suffering brothers. This world of super-blending has become so cruel. My loyalty to a former jarhead who initially introduced me to the wonders of shredded vegetables but who seems to have turned against me is being tested against an egghead submariner who's words contain much wisdom and truth.
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What? You gotta be kidding me! This goes against all of my gubermint trainding. Sheeeiiitttttt, have ta start all over.....The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:The Crawdaddy wrote:Hey, when you can knead bread and cook soup in your bitchy little NB, call us...The Venerable Bogatir X wrote:Your NB could have annihilated any of those ingredients you've mentioned. But much like hipsters who act like they discovered bacon and Bourbon, you and your incredibly overpriced blender have got to get all artisan on us and make it seem like you just discovered it.Shapecharge wrote:Gentlemen I encourage to step out there a little bit and consider adding fresh basil, mint, and ginger to your various concoctions. But not all at the same time dorks. Now that I've got this Vitamix thingy I'm getting really creative.Cooking soup in a blender? C'mon man, just because you can doesn't mean you should.Shapecharge wrote:It's a sad day my toe-fungus suffering brothers. This world of super-blending has become so cruel. My loyalty to a former jarhead who initially introduced me to the wonders of shredded vegetables but who seems to have turned against me is being tested against an egghead submariner who's words contain much wisdom and truth.
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Raspberry’s tore the ol lady's guts up though.
I love the damn thing. I wish I had it back when I was doing Beefhead shakes.
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Please, no Rocky jokes.
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PS - Raw egg protein sure makes a more palatable drink than the grainy, gritty protein powders I'd been using. Mostly veg protein.
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