Jade Helm

D66 · Post by **D66** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:28 pm

Do any of you follow what's going on with this? The majority of what I've heard about it is that it's something bad. I'm sure some of you have military SF friends, just curious what you've heard (under the radar) about the true nature of this operation?

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 2:32 pm

I received my cranial implant last week. No negative effects so far.

Dux · Post by **Dux** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 3:29 pm

D66 wrote:Do any of you follow what's going on with this? The majority of what I've heard about it is that it's something bad. I'm sure some of you have military SF friends, just curious what you've heard (under the radar) about the true nature of this operation?

How much do you know about a certain wood cabin in MO?

D66 · Post by **D66** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:27 pm

Dux wrote:
D66 wrote:Do any of you follow what's going on with this? The majority of what I've heard about it is that it's something bad. I'm sure some of you have military SF friends, just curious what you've heard (under the radar) about the true nature of this operation?
How much do you know about a certain wood cabin in MO?

Absolutely nothing.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Aug 13, 2015 4:27 pm

I've said too much already.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:39 pm

Just put on your tinfoil hat. You'll be fine.

buckethead · Post by **buckethead** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 1:12 am

Can't wait for the Jade Helm Cert

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 2:46 am

It never happened. You were never here. This is not the information you seek.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 8:32 pm

I really miss the X-Files spinoff series The Lone Gunmen. That show was great. Of course, I'm the only person who thought so. The network executives at FOX, dicknuts that they are, canned the show after the first season, and killed off the characters in the X-Files episode "Jump The Shark."

(Though I did hear rumors of them being brought back in the X-Files reboot.)

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 11:26 pm

I heard that Jade Helm is a massage parlor.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:07 am

Pinky wrote:I heard that Jade Helm is a massage parlor.

...where Kenny X and his very-soon-to-be wife get their mani/pedis!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 12:28 am

It's been going through n for a month. Texas, in general, looks fucking stupid

Bud Charniga's grape ape · Sun Aug 16, 2015 1:18 am

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:It's been going through n for a month. Texas, in general, looks fucking stupid

You're just saying that 'cause you've been indoctrinated in the FEMA camps

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:55 pm

It'd be funny to get as many Texans as possible to change their home wireless address to "JADE HELM OBSERVATION POST NO. ####"

seeahill · Post by **seeahill** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 1:38 am

Mock all you will, but the Federal Government is coming to take our guns and transgender everyone.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 2:09 pm

seeahill wrote:Mock all you will, but the Federal Government is coming to take our guns and transgender everyone.

And make us marry individuals of the same trans-sex after that!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Mon Aug 17, 2015 3:04 pm

that's awesome naff...going to do that to one of my wifi points now

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 1:59 pm

Changed my internet signal name to "JADE HELM OPS".

Seriously, the Feds would have to work very hard to find a place more difficult to overreach in. Except in Downtown Houston or Austin.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Aug 18, 2015 2:01 pm

The fact that Perry jumped on the bandwagon indicates a special kind of stupid and level of pandering

IGX

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