I would bury my dick so far inside Scarlett Johansson

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I would bury my dick so far inside Scarlett Johansson

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that whoever could pull it out would be crowned King Arthur.

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You ever seen a cycling plumber who wrestles with small calves, forearms and neck? Didn't think so.

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Thank you SubClaw! Very nice!

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=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
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Wow I don't think I had the proper appreciation of her talents before these posts. Shame on me.

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Wow

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* Donkey faint
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I guess. If that's what you're into.
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Meh.
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Make-up works miracles, boys. I say she's a rat faced yenta from Jew York City.

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Sorry Mickster but much like an acorn nestled amongst the leaves I think the word "bury" is a bit much to use in this context. Just sayin' is all.


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Makeup didn't make dem titties.

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She has a bit of a lazy eye. That would kind of kill the whole eye contact thing while sucking me off deal. One eye gazing intently into my face as she struggles not to choke on the Mishima meatsicle. The other one drifting off into the corner like Marty Feldman's slightly hot when dipped in make-up and tight dresses younger sister.

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Kazuya Mishima wrote:She has a bit of a lazy eye. That would kind of kill the whole eye contact thing while sucking me off deal. One eye gazing intently into my face as she struggles not to choke on the Mishima meatsicle. The other one drifting off into the corner like Marty Feldman's slightly hot when dipped in make-up and tight dresses younger sister.
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the lack of respect you alleged men are showingt mick for what was a fine piece of work is disheartening.
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No disrespect intended. I, for one, appreciate all the effort put into building a shrine for that cockeyed Jew bitch.


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another slender white girl with moderately-sized boobs

not intersetd!!
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There isn't a single man-jack here of the hetero persuasion (also, Ed Zachary) who wouldn't demean himself by swaping goo with her.

Anybody who says otherwise is fronting, as they say in the parlance.
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