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2. Not very well at putting good words coherently together to make a story that makes sense to read that makes sense. Like this sentence.

3. Yearly cabin fire/not fire drama is repetitive and repeats itself repeatedly (if I may plagiarize his prose stylings).

1. Too fucking humble.

4. Near death fantasy story-telling that is demeaning to all those who have actually had near death experiences.

5. Too god damned good looking.

6. Has that old man smell.

7. Is the only pussy in all of Montana

8. Too smart for his own britches.

9. Always leaves the seat up.

10. Uses olde timey words like "britches"

10a. Has advanced CTE from smacking his own forehead when he finally figures out the answer to something.

Doesn't squint in the sun.

10c. The fucking cabin in the woods that just won't burn itself to the ground.

wont stay dead.

^^^End of thread.

Actually, looking back on all this, the guy is pretty likable.

Freki wrote:10. Uses olde timey words like "britches"

Proof positive that the guy is the cat's pajamas.

seeahill wrote:

Freki wrote:10. Uses olde timey words like "britches"

Proof positive that the guy is the cat's pajamas.

Balderdash.

10.+ When he "supposedly" did that interview with Clint Eastwood, he didn't think to say, "hey, what the fuck is up with that skinny white bitch Sondra Locke that you've got in every movie? Are you fucking her or what?"

Shapecharge wrote:10.+ When he "supposedly" did that interview with Clint Eastwood, he didn't think to say, "hey, what the fuck is up with that skinny white bitch Sondra Locke that you've got in every movie? Are you fucking her or what?"

And when he "supposedly" did an interview with Mel Gibson, he didn't mention Hebrew Hammer once.

And when he supposedly did the interview with Jack Nicholson, he was obviously "on something." They both were.

I dislike his teeth

All ten of them

goy