KENNY X IS GOING TO BE A FATHER!

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KENNY X IS GOING TO BE A FATHER!

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This information isn't ready for Facebook dissemination, yet. But since I'm friends with most of you there already, sending all of you a private group message would have been rude, so I am posting it here.

At 6:17 AM, Mrs. Kenny X took a pregnancy test, which came back positive. She then stepped into my home office, and, whilst choking-back tears of excitement and joy (we've had some challenges conceiving this past year, even though we tried multiple times a day most every day LOL), she handed me the test.

"WHOOOOOA BOY THERE WE GO!!!!!" I exclaimed at the top of my lungs, probably waking the neighbors.

She took a second test this afternoon, one made by a different manufacturer, to confirm. Positive!!!!!!

That's right, folks! Approximately 9 months from now, Baby X will be birthed into this world, ready to kick some ass!

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF KENNY X's LIFE!!! AND THERE'S GONNA BE A WHOLE LOT EVEN HAPPIER DAYS TO COME!!!

Maybe my kid can train Jiu Jitsu with Dunn's!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Huge congrats and much love, Brother.
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Blaidd Drwg wrote:Huge congrats and much love, Brother.
Thank you, my friend, thank you!!
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Kenny X wrote:.At 6:17 AM, Mrs. Kenny X took a pregnancy test, which came back positive!
Ahmed is never wrong, inshallah! Congrats!

Ask him to test for its sex!

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Fuck yes! Gonna drink a dram in you guys' honor. And training is definitely a must!
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nafod wrote:
Kenny X wrote:.At 6:17 AM, Mrs. Kenny X took a pregnancy test, which came back positive!
Ahmed is never wrong, inshallah! Congrats!

Ask him to test for its sex!

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HAHAHAHAAA! Thank you!!!
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Dunn wrote:Fuck yes! Gonna drink a dram in you guys' honor. And training is definitely a must!

I appreciate that! And yessir, we gotta get them two on the mat! We can roll while they do!
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Congratulations. Great news....
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seeahill wrote:Congratulations. Great news....
Thanks!! I appreciate that coming from my unofficial writing mentor!
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Awesome news! :)
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Congratulations!
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Awesome news! :)

Go back and review our fb pm exchange. Still good advice. Especially with pregnancy hormones in the mix. They arent fair, but theyre real. :)
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Congratulations, my man. That is awesome news.
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Much happiness to you all.
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Kenny, congratulations! No greater blessing in life.
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Congrats! Now start that 529.
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I'm sorry. Enjoy your lack of sleep and future of cleaning up shit and vomit.
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Hell yeah! Congrats!
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Congrats Kenny.
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Congrats, Kenny!
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Congrats Kenny,don`t forget to go fishing with the child as well.I really enjoyed fishing with my parenst when I was young(er).
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
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Awesome new! Mucho congratulations!!!!!!
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Thanks, guys!!

I'm thrilled. I don't know if any of you have been watching the national weather reports, but here in Lafayette a tropical storm is causing "historic flooding." It's kinda scary. But I still woke up giddy, LOL. Mrs. Kenny X is so happy, she's glowing.

We have lots of work to do- baby training Begonia, setting up the nursery, Doctor's visits. But it's all good. I'm gonna have a new fishing/mat buddy in nine months!!!
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Congrats on the new fishing buddy! There will be the proverbial E Grenade when you go to the ultra sound. DO NOT read "what to expect when expecting". Don't let the missus read it either. It will give her nightmares.

Get this. Its damn funny
https://books.google.com/books/about/Do ... t_4SkpEqEC
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Holeyfraggaroley wrote:Congrats on the new fishing buddy! There will be the proverbial E Grenade when you go to the ultra sound. DO NOT read "what to expect when expecting". Don't let the missus read it either. It will give her nightmares.

Get this. Its damn funny
https://books.google.com/books/about/Do ... t_4SkpEqEC

Roger-that, Fragga! I'll make sure neither of us read it. And thanks!!!

And I'll get that other book instead.
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