IGX

ANTHONY IGX HAS BEECOME A VIRTUAL HOUSE OF SIN AND DEBAUCHERY AND WE NEED AN ANGEL OF MERCY WITH A STERN DEMEANOR TO SAVE THIS PLACE AND THE SINNERS THAT RESIDE HERE. WE HAD A SITUATION WHERE TWO MEN, ONE LARGE AND PROBABLY HAIRY LIKE YOURSELF, I THINK ONE OF THEM IS A JEW AND THE OTHER ONE IS RELATED TO A JEW, WERE GOING TO MEET IN LAS VEGAS AND ENGAGE IN FORNICATION MOST LIKELY BUT FATE DID NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN. I THINK IT WAS DIVINE INTERVENTION BECAUSE THE REALLY BIG HAIRY GUY WOULD HAVE MOST LIKELY RUPTURED THE SMALLER GUY'S INTERNAL ORGANS. I KNOW THIS CAN HAPPEN BECAUSE ONE TIME I WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND SLIPPED AND FELL AND I ACCIDENTLY SAT DOWN ON A COSTCO SIZED BOTTLE OF PRELL SHAMPOO AND ANYWAY I HAD TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL TO HAVE A DOCTOR TAKE IT OUT. HE DID NOT BELIEVE ME WHEN I TOLD HIM HOW IT HAPPENED. IT MADE ME SAD. THIS PLACE HAS TURNED ME INTO A LIAR. PLEASE HELP US ANTHONY.

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I swear, when I read this last night, I had a 30 minute laughing fit. Well done Shape. Jesus.