Chess Grandmaster vs. Unsuspecting Chess Hustler
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the fansSpiller wrote:who won?
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I like that the hustler opened with b4. You don't see the Orangutan played too often. I read that's what Kubrick used to open with.
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Here's a good analysis of how to play it, or against it:
https://chess3.wordpress.com/2011/08/16 ... n-opening/
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Maybe I'll give it another go. (It's good to catch the guys at the coffee house off guard.)
FWIW here's Dzindzichashvili's take on it...
[youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V9bhawNebg[/youtube]
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While filming The Shining, Burton (he played the gas station owner who rents Scatman a car) was only supposed to be on set for one week. But while there he actually beat Kubrick in a game.
Apparently, nobody else on The Shining crew was good at chess so Kubrick kept Burton around for another five weeks on the payroll. He said that he never won another game but that Stanley just enjoyed the competition.
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Sooth. I even wanted to like the video.Kazuya Mishima wrote:Anything + Ferris = ruined
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holy jesusvern wrote:Speak of the devil, that idiot Ferriss was in the crowd.
I like that the hustler opened with b4. You don't see the Orangutan played too often. I read that's what Kubrick used to open with.

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I thought Ferris was fairly tall, he looked fucking 5'6" there
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Post by Grandpa's Spells »
This was on Reddit the other day. Cheating is part of the hustle.Yes, I'm drunk wrote:Is shifting the pieces from where they're meant to be native to NY "street" chess, or did Maurice genuinely just die a little inside when he caught that other guy cheating?
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I'm tired of this place's racismvern wrote: You don't see the Orangutan played too often.
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buckethead wrote:I'm tired of this place's racismvern wrote: You don't see the Orangutan played too often.
Gingers don't have souls. They are not like us.
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With the exception of for-profit prisons.Kazuya Mishima wrote:Anything + niggers = ruined
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johno wrote:When White, I often open with a roundhouse right from i0. It rattles even the most accomplished chess master.

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Post by Protobuilder »
Oh, then that settles it unless the HuffPo disagrees.Grandpa's Spells wrote:This was on Reddit the other day. Cheating is part of the hustle.Yes, I'm drunk wrote:Is shifting the pieces from where they're meant to be native to NY "street" chess, or did Maurice genuinely just die a little inside when he caught that other guy cheating?
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd5GyA89IyA[/youtube]vern wrote:Shit, RIP Tony Burton!
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