The couch thread
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how much to people spend on crossfit a year do you reckon? the gym near me is now 175 a month, and i live in north carolina. throw in romaleos every other year, sleeves, probably some hybrid shoes, "fuck your mother" t-shirts, is there an RRG type registration fee for athletes? reebok belts im assuming, var, etc.
i think these people are paying like 3k a year to do this still.
i think these people are paying like 3k a year to do this still.
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Where did all the rhabdomyolysis go?
Is that not a thing anymore?
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Is that not a thing anymore?
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Maybe they realized that it isn't a sustainable business practice.stanley_white wrote:Where did all the rhabdomyolysis go?
Is that not a thing anymore?
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Oh. Its there. Not just cf anymore, everyone seems to have adopted the go hard or go home mentality and everything is a test. I blame the no child left behind act.
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I am still trying to process that video of Castro training... is he dying?
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Word is that Glassman Stepped down as CEO of CrossFit and sold his house in SD.
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Hmm. Interesting. Probably wants to focus us on his young family and routing big sugar
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I guess the record stands at roughly 17 years for the longest time someone could tolerate CrossFit and or crossfitters.
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TerryB wrote:"Obnoxiously dressed girl squats 70 pounds"Stillwater wrote:
AND DOESN'T RACK THE FUCKING BARBELL PROPERLY!
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Well, she is a crossfitter.Kenny X wrote:TerryB wrote:"Obnoxiously dressed girl squats 70 pounds"Stillwater wrote:
AND DOESN'T RACK THE FUCKING BARBELL PROPERLY!
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There is that, yes. Fucking philistines.The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Well, she is a crossfitter.Kenny X wrote:TerryB wrote:"Obnoxiously dressed girl squats 70 pounds"Stillwater wrote:
AND DOESN'T RACK THE FUCKING BARBELL PROPERLY!
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The dog didn't even flinch.Kenny X wrote:There is that, yes. Fucking philistines.The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Well, she is a crossfitter.Kenny X wrote:TerryB wrote:"Obnoxiously dressed girl squats 70 pounds"Stillwater wrote:
AND DOESN'T RACK THE FUCKING BARBELL PROPERLY!
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the things that dog has seen
bootie shorts and half shirts...means I need to find a new gym
bootie shorts and half shirts...means I need to find a new gym
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Today's NY Post
Rather meh rhabdo article that says nothing new and is probably using Crossfit as clickbait. Just wondering if there will be any resulting entertainment.Researchers are warning that a potentially fatal kidney condition, that has been linked to Crossfit, is on the rise.
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The DTF tattoo-- I know how Kaz will describe the rest of the video.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:the things that dog has seen
bootie shorts and half shirts...means I need to find a new gym
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For anyone missing the andro heyday, Reddit predictably has you covered:
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrossfitGirls/top/
https://www.reddit.com/r/CrossfitGirls/top/
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That broad has one of the longest backs I ever seenCave Canem wrote:The dog didn't even flinch.Kenny X wrote:There is that, yes. Fucking philistines.The Ginger Beard Man wrote:Well, she is a crossfitter.Kenny X wrote:TerryB wrote:"Obnoxiously dressed girl squats 70 pounds"Stillwater wrote:
AND DOESN'T RACK THE FUCKING BARBELL PROPERLY!

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According to Max Schank, "During the CrossFit Games this year, over 25 MEN (and counting) have torn their pecs."
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New WOD-Leavenworth?


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"If you can squat 100 pounds 20 times, it stands to reason you can leak classified information from your work computer."
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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So, Barky had a baby? I wonder who the father is.
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How ironic, my gym was justShafpocalypse Now wrote: ↑Thu Feb 09, 2017 4:10 am the things that dog has seen
bootie shorts and half shirts...means I need to find a new gym
bought by a totally brotastic fitness youtuber/clothing seller...
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People who watch this shit and eat that shit should be ashamed.