Anybody bleeding badly from a facelift?

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Re: Anybody bleeding badly from a facelift?

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Turdacious wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:40 pm DDL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT SPELLS IS FROM THE HOMICIDE CAPITAL OF THE USA, IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE DOESN'T CONSIDER ONE KILLING A BIG DEAL.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH ASS TRUMP HAS MURDERED?

On a non-all caps note, wonder if Trump checked with NASA on this one, after his buddy Alex Jones gave it credibility. Bet that last sentence perked his ears up.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

“Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” Steele said. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

“This is the original growth hormone,” Jones said.

“Yes, it's an anti-aging thing,” Steele replied.
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nafod wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:59 pm
Turdacious wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:40 pm DDL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT SPELLS IS FROM THE HOMICIDE CAPITAL OF THE USA, IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE DOESN'T CONSIDER ONE KILLING A BIG DEAL.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH ASS TRUMP HAS MURDERED?

On a non-all caps note, wonder if Trump checked with NASA on this one, after his buddy Alex Jones gave it credibility. Bet that last sentence perked his ears up.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

“Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” Steele said. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

“This is the original growth hormone,” Jones said.

“Yes, it's an anti-aging thing,” Steele replied.
If it's a 20 year long ride, they're adults when they get there. No pedophilia problem on Mars.
Not sure why it takes 20 years to get to Mars. Lots of rest stops because of the kids?
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DrDonkeyLove wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:00 pm
nafod wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:59 pm
Turdacious wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:40 pm DDL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT SPELLS IS FROM THE HOMICIDE CAPITAL OF THE USA, IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE DOESN'T CONSIDER ONE KILLING A BIG DEAL.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH ASS TRUMP HAS MURDERED?

On a non-all caps note, wonder if Trump checked with NASA on this one, after his buddy Alex Jones gave it credibility. Bet that last sentence perked his ears up.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

“Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” Steele said. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

“This is the original growth hormone,” Jones said.

“Yes, it's an anti-aging thing,” Steele replied.
If it's a 20 year long ride, they're adults when they get there. No pedophilia problem on Mars.
Not sure why it takes 20 years to get to Mars. Lots of rest stops because of the kids?
Maybe the 20 years refers to the entire time they're captive. No sense keeping them past the prime years.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:00 pm
nafod wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:59 pm
Turdacious wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:40 pm DDL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT SPELLS IS FROM THE HOMICIDE CAPITAL OF THE USA, IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE DOESN'T CONSIDER ONE KILLING A BIG DEAL.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH ASS TRUMP HAS MURDERED?

On a non-all caps note, wonder if Trump checked with NASA on this one, after his buddy Alex Jones gave it credibility. Bet that last sentence perked his ears up.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

“Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” Steele said. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

“This is the original growth hormone,” Jones said.

“Yes, it's an anti-aging thing,” Steele replied.
If it's a 20 year long ride, they're adults when they get there. No pedophilia problem on Mars.
Not sure why it takes 20 years to get to Mars. Lots of rest stops because of the kids?
My blood's been frequently adrenalized. Not seeing the anti-aging yet.
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DrDonkeyLove wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:00 pmNot sure why it takes 20 years to get to Mars. Lots of rest stops because of the kids?
Should only take 18 months or so.
This story doesn't seem to hold together.
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JimZipCode wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 5:33 pm
DrDonkeyLove wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:00 pmNot sure why it takes 20 years to get to Mars. Lots of rest stops because of the kids?
Should only take 18 months or so.
This story doesn't seem to hold together.
Their GPS is out of range or in dead zone.

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nafod wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:44 pm
DrDonkeyLove wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:00 pm
nafod wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:59 pm
Turdacious wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:40 pm DDL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT SPELLS IS FROM THE HOMICIDE CAPITAL OF THE USA, IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE DOESN'T CONSIDER ONE KILLING A BIG DEAL.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH ASS TRUMP HAS MURDERED?

On a non-all caps note, wonder if Trump checked with NASA on this one, after his buddy Alex Jones gave it credibility. Bet that last sentence perked his ears up.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

“Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” Steele said. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

“This is the original growth hormone,” Jones said.

“Yes, it's an anti-aging thing,” Steele replied.
If it's a 20 year long ride, they're adults when they get there. No pedophilia problem on Mars.
Not sure why it takes 20 years to get to Mars. Lots of rest stops because of the kids?
My blood's been frequently adrenalized. Not seeing the anti-aging yet.
Your precious bodily fluids may be impurified.
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Turdacious wrote: Tue Jul 04, 2017 2:00 am
nafod wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:44 pm
DrDonkeyLove wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 4:00 pm
nafod wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:59 pm
Turdacious wrote: Mon Jul 03, 2017 2:40 pm DDL YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT SPELLS IS FROM THE HOMICIDE CAPITAL OF THE USA, IT IS UNDERSTANDABLE THAT HE DOESN'T CONSIDER ONE KILLING A BIG DEAL.
DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH ASS TRUMP HAS MURDERED?

On a non-all caps note, wonder if Trump checked with NASA on this one, after his buddy Alex Jones gave it credibility. Bet that last sentence perked his ears up.
“We actually believe that there is a colony on Mars that is populated by children who were kidnapped and sent into space on a 20-year ride,” Robert David Steele said Thursday during a winding, conspiratorial dialogue with Jones about child victims of sex crimes. “So that once they get to Mars they have no alternative but to be slaves on the Mars colony.”

“Pedophilia does not stop with sodomizing children,” Steele said. “It goes straight into terrorizing them to adrenalize their blood and then murdering them. It also includes murdering them so that they can have their bone marrow harvested as well as body parts.”

“This is the original growth hormone,” Jones said.

“Yes, it's an anti-aging thing,” Steele replied.
If it's a 20 year long ride, they're adults when they get there. No pedophilia problem on Mars.
Not sure why it takes 20 years to get to Mars. Lots of rest stops because of the kids?
My blood's been frequently adrenalized. Not seeing the anti-aging yet.
Your precious bodily fluids may be impurified.
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