The schedule of Hallmark Christmas movies is out. Who's binge-watching this shit with me? Big fucking bowl of popcorn and some tissues for the tender movements of all kinds. But you know it ends well.
8 p.m. Sat. Oct. 28 - Marry Me at Christmas - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 4 - Christmas Festival of Ice - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 4 - The Perfect Christmas Present - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 5 - Miss Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 5 - Christmas in the Air - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 11 - The Sweetest Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 11 - A Song For Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 12 - Enchanted Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 12 - Engaging Father Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 18 - Coming Home For Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 18 - Christmas Homecoming - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 19 - A Gift to Remember - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 19 - A Bramble House Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Wed. Nov. 22 - With Love, Christmas - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Thur. Nov. 23 - The Mistletoe Inn - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Fri. Nov. 24 - Finding Santa - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 25 - The Christmas Train - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 25 - The Christmas Train - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 26 - Switched For Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 26 - A Joyous Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 2 - Christmas in Evergreen - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 2 - Christmas in Angel Falls - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 3 - Christmas at Holly Lodge - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 3 - The Magical Christmas Ornaments - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 9 - Christmas Encore - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 9 - The Christmas Cottage - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 10 - The Christmas Shop - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 10 - Karen Kingsbury's Maggie's Christmas Miracle - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 16 - Father Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 16 - Unbridled Love - Movies & Mysteries
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 17 - Christmas Connection - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 17 - Reindeer Games - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 23 - Christmas Getaway - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Mon. Dec. 25 - When Calls the Heart: The Christmas Wishing Tree - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 30 - A Royal New Year's Eve - Hallmark Channel
It's a @#$%^-ing Hallmark Christmas, bee-yotches!
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apparently you do squat to pee
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Reindeer Games??
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You missed these wonderful forgotten treasures at various times on various networks:
Santa's Dropping Loads
I Saw Mom Getting Railed by a Reindeer
It's a Hoe, Hoe, Hoe Christmas
Christmas Means Cream Pies
The Twelve Inches of Christmas
The Christmas of 69
Santa's Dropping Loads
I Saw Mom Getting Railed by a Reindeer
It's a Hoe, Hoe, Hoe Christmas
Christmas Means Cream Pies
The Twelve Inches of Christmas
The Christmas of 69
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Re: It's a @#$%^-ing Hallmark Christmas, bee-yotches!
You don't want to google on "Christmas porn" and then click images. You've been warned.
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i'd post the fuck-me santa scene from bad santa, but the you tube link is defective. wasn't marco going to fix that?
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I'm sure most of those movies are repeats and am equally sure my wife has seen them all more than once. Our DVR is about to be filled like a Christmas stocking with these movies. I've seen parts of a couple of these movies and posit that ALL of them are one of 3 stories.nafod wrote: ↑Fri Oct 27, 2017 2:04 pm The schedule of Hallmark Christmas movies is out. Who's binge-watching this shit with me? Big fucking bowl of popcorn and some tissues for the tender movements of all kinds. But you know it ends well.
8 p.m. Sat. Oct. 28 - Marry Me at Christmas - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 4 - Christmas Festival of Ice - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 4 - The Perfect Christmas Present - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 5 - Miss Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 5 - Christmas in the Air - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 11 - The Sweetest Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 11 - A Song For Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 12 - Enchanted Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 12 - Engaging Father Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 18 - Coming Home For Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 18 - Christmas Homecoming - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 19 - A Gift to Remember - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Nov. 19 - A Bramble House Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Wed. Nov. 22 - With Love, Christmas - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Thur. Nov. 23 - The Mistletoe Inn - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Fri. Nov. 24 - Finding Santa - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 25 - The Christmas Train - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Nov. 25 - The Christmas Train - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Nov. 26 - Switched For Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Nov. 26 - A Joyous Christmas - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 2 - Christmas in Evergreen - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 2 - Christmas in Angel Falls - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 3 - Christmas at Holly Lodge - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 3 - The Magical Christmas Ornaments - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 9 - Christmas Encore - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 9 - The Christmas Cottage - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 10 - The Christmas Shop - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 10 - Karen Kingsbury's Maggie's Christmas Miracle - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 16 - Father Christmas - Hallmark Channel
9 p.m. Sat. Dec. 16 - Unbridled Love - Movies & Mysteries
9 p.m. Sun. Dec. 17 - Christmas Connection - Movies & Mysteries
8 p.m. Sun. Dec. 17 - Reindeer Games - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 23 - Christmas Getaway - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Mon. Dec. 25 - When Calls the Heart: The Christmas Wishing Tree - Hallmark Channel
8 p.m. Sat. Dec. 30 - A Royal New Year's Eve - Hallmark Channel
1) Lady protagonist was hurt by a man or can't find love for some reason and a handsome guy breaks through her defenses with true love and they have a happy Christmas.
2) Lady protagonist is engaged to Mr. Wrong and a handsome guy breaks through her relationship with true love and they have a happy Christmas.
3) Lady protagonist is a workaholic and handsome guy breaks through her workaholism with true love and they have a happy Christmas.
She tells me that they're all filmed in the same place in British Columbia. I've walked by the TV and saw people who look like the same people I walked past a couple of days before doing the same things in the same places but it's a different movie.
Hallmark knows what their customers want and, unlike ESPN, they give it to them over and over and over.
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Put a space between the URL of the YouTube vid, and the closing video tag. It'll work.
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No Holiday Heart ??? pftt!
After losing his police officer lover, Christian drag queen Holiday Heart (Ving Rhames) meets 12-year-old Niki (Jessika Quynn Reynolds) and her drug-addicted mother, Wanda (Alfre Woodard). Heart finds relief from heartache and a renewed sense of purpose when he steps in as a father figure to Niki and welcomes the two women into his life. But when Wanda becomes romantically involved with her drug dealer, Silas, it may endanger Niki and threaten to destroy the makeshift family.
After losing his police officer lover, Christian drag queen Holiday Heart (Ving Rhames) meets 12-year-old Niki (Jessika Quynn Reynolds) and her drug-addicted mother, Wanda (Alfre Woodard). Heart finds relief from heartache and a renewed sense of purpose when he steps in as a father figure to Niki and welcomes the two women into his life. But when Wanda becomes romantically involved with her drug dealer, Silas, it may endanger Niki and threaten to destroy the makeshift family.
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That is what blew my mind. Hallmark says they have... Wait for it... Like 30-some new movies. Which blew me away, because that is like a new movie every minute. Think of how much fire retardant foam they had to go through to get those snow scenes together in July.I'm sure most of those movies are repeats
All for my viewing pleasure.
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xmas movies must make mrs. nafod hot. there is no other explanation for this thread.
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dead man walking wrote: ↑Fri Oct 27, 2017 11:50 pm xmas movies must make mrs. nafod hot. there is no other explanation for this thread.
I admit that we watch them, but ironically. Like we're cool and shit.
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This thread demonstrates that IGX is still vital and definitely relevant.
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Rare Exports
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Be kind of cool to mash that up with a Hallmark. Like Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
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“War is the remedy our enemies have chosen. Other simple remedies were within their choice. You know it and they know it, but they wanted war, and I say let us give them all they want.”
― William Tecumseh Sherman
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