We Bought A Zoo

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That's what I was talking about earlier where we kinda steal the scene from The Trial of Billy Jack.

We've got a lot going on here...if I'm gonna get this thing shown at Cannes this year we need to keep the running time down to less than 3 fucking hours.

What are we gonna have Andy do?

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Shapecharge wrote:That's what I was talking about earlier where we kinda steal the scene from The Trial of Billy Jack.

We've got a lot going on here...if I'm gonna get this thing shown at Cannes this year we need to keep the running time down to less than 3 fucking hours.

What are we gonna have Andy do?

He's in 2 scenes at my place. He'll play my crazy Garmps. You meet and are amussed by him in the first when Tom comes by to ask for my help. Later, when the Bad guys are looking for me and Shaggy, he goes down fighting, killing 6 Bad guys with his old BAR, and rips the throat out of one by placing his dentures in his hand and using them to bite the throat out of him (Yelling MANATECH JUMPSTRETCH MOTHERFUCKER!) before being shot in the back. He falls , releasing a grenade, Red Dawn Hind scene style. Killing all but the Bad Guy team leader, who looses an eye to shrapnel. (Slow motion eye exploding.)

Shape, we need to take over Timmah's cabin and get writting. We need guns, knives, explossives, Liquor, "Stimulints" and a direct line to shaggy for his input. He is the lead after all.
Tim's internet connection supplys the Porn.
We need inspiration, mood setters and endurance aids after all, worked for Belushi and Akroyd and countless screenwritters.

Today strait to video, tomorrow the World!
Baffled can play the shifty but amussing and in the end semi-heroic coke dealing informant for Shaggy. Think a white Nuggy and Izzy from the old Miami Vice.




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The genius on this fucking thread is off the charts!
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In a World of American Idol, Dancing with the Stars and a hoard of stupid reality show it's up to us to come of with quality entertainment.




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DARTH wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:That's what I was talking about earlier where we kinda steal the scene from The Trial of Billy Jack.

We've got a lot going on here...if I'm gonna get this thing shown at Cannes this year we need to keep the running time down to less than 3 fucking hours.

What are we gonna have Andy do?

He's in 2 scenes at my place. He'll play my crazy Garmps. You meet and are amussed by him in the first when Tom comes by to ask for my help. Later, when the Bad guys are looking for me and Shaggy, he goes down fighting, killing 6 Bad guys with his old BAR, and rips the throat out of one by placing his dentures in his hand and using them to bite the throat out of him (Yelling MANATECH JUMPSTRETCH MOTHERFUCKER!) before being shot in the back. He falls , releasing a grenade, Red Dawn Hind scene style. Killing all but the Bad Guy team leader, who looses an eye to shrapnel. (Slow motion eye exploding.)

Shape, we need to take over Timmah's cabin and get writting. We need guns, knives, explossives, Liquor, "Stimulints" and a direct line to shaggy for his input. He is the lead after all.
Tim's internet connection supplys the Porn.
We need inspiration, mood setters and endurance aids after all, worked for Belushi and Akroyd and countless screenwritters.

Today strait to video, tomorrow the World!
Baffled can play the shifty but amussing and in the end semi-heroic coke dealing informant for Shaggy. Think a white Nuggy and Izzy from the old Miami Vice.
Just make sure to turn off all phones when you're there. The constant calls asking "is the cabin on fire?" will kill your productivity and creativity.
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Excellent work Dylna. Andy will be depicted as a mentor to all of us...he got us all high for the first time, bought booze for us, and took us down to the tracks to kill our first hobo. We've got to have some cool dialogue before Andy gives his life up for us...something like what Dennis Hopper did in True Romance.

Bad guy: You know how this is gonna play out so just make it easy on yourself and tell me what I want to know.

Andy: I don't know. They said they were going away for awhile don't know where. Hey do you workout?

Bad guy: Yeah I do. I'm involved in an obscure type of lifting called girevoy sport. Ever heard of it?

Andy: I'll take one of those smokes if you don't mind. (Andy lights up what he knows will be his last cigarette.) As a matter of fact I have heard of it. It's Russian right?

Bad guy: Yeah it's Russian. We lift what's called a kettlebell for time.

Andy: Real fucking exciting. I hear you pretty much have to be a full on homo to do that shit continuiously.

Bad guy: What the fuck...?!?!?

Andy commences to stomp the shit out of everyone.

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That's good, but make sure to add a part where Andy exchanges his regular dentures for razor sharp ones just before he gets to stompin'.
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Who's our prop guy? Whoever it is...get on that shit stat. Make sure Andy's got his gear together.


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Shapecharge wrote:Who's our prop guy? Whoever it is...get on that shit stat. Make sure Andy's got his gear together.
Actually that'd be Furman.

Can we have roadie chicks too?
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Dux wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:Who's our prop guy? Whoever it is...get on that shit stat. Make sure Andy's got his gear together.
Actually that'd be Furman.

Can we have roadie chicks too?
This is something that the Gorilla can and should provide.
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Turdacious wrote:That's good, but make sure to add a part where Andy exchanges his regular dentures for razor sharp ones just before he gets to stompin'.

Ah, but Andy always wears his razor sharpe dentures. Besides giving him an excellent last ditch weapon he periodicly bites his tounge to confirm to himself he's still alive.




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Hilarious! Dylna, you are continually cracking me up. Keep up the good work.

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We need to get this lady for the movie... She was born to do it.

She's perfect!
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What about product placement? Tom needs a signature weapon like Dirty Harry.

How about a special made monster 5 foot Kukri. Tom can bring it out for the final fight in the movie. Of course after the meditation, training montage, and gratuadous sex scene with leading lady.

You could a have a scene where Tom fights his way into the main bad guys fortress high rise where he has to kill hundreds of evil rouge SEAL team 12 ninjas. You could have bad ass scenes where Tom is decapitating them 2 or 3 at the same time. Have him go on a a rampage. Totally ape shit crazy.

Then at the climatic scene, he calms himself and casually throws it aside. He has transcended the weapon and has become the weapon. The kikuri is no longer an honorable weapon to enact revenge with. Toms revenge on the main bad guy must be pure. The bad guy will of course keep his weapon. This scene signifies that Tom occupies the moral high ground. He's revenge and moral code demand that his revenge be pure, despite giving up a huge advantage.

13 years olds, film students, and that fat fuck the martialist will cream their jeans over that scene.
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And CUT. This film is done. Perfect ending to the first martial arts best picture oscar winner.

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Did my girl make in the movie? Fuck she was perfect :heart: ... She better have.
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Bump for sequel planning.
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