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After an extended hiatus, HBO’s Game Of Thrones kicked off its third season last night with a scene featuring every one of the epic fantasy drama’s characters being rapidly fingered as they discussed the arrival of the winter season. “Winter is coming, and with it a dark scourge that shall leave no man untouched, no kingdom unconquered,” says one of the show’s protagonists, Jon Snow, as the characters Catelyn Stark and Mance Rayder rapidly insert their fingers into his rectum while the rest of the show’s extensive cast also expound on the return of winter while having their own anuses and vaginas vigorously fingered. “These are dark days that await us, brethren. May the gods show us mercy, if indeed mercy they have.”

Though viewer reception to the season premiere has been positive, fans of the hit series were reportedly disappointed that the episode failed to resolve the previous season’s cliffhanger in which a nude Tyrion Lannister eagerly masturbated a dragon for half an hour.

Shapecharge wrote:Blade, I hear what you're saying about the chick...she's kinda uhh, whatever but I just find it fascinating that this little chick, immune to fire, can lay waste to everything, with the help of 3 dragons.

Without trying to sound like an idiot, this show is one that makes me think about some things, for instance...don't get too cute with your mouth or you might find yourself in a sword fight and not the more modern version involving two dicks. People are so fucking rude, abrasive, hostile etc...how would that play out if you could have your head lopped off for being an asshole? The meek inheriting the earth kinda plays out to a bunch of assholes running around but I digress. I wonder what it was like back in the day say in Europe, walking around with a foil, eppee, saber or whatever the fuck was the standard weapon of choice back then. I guess just like now, if you're carrying you better be willing to use it.

Shapecharge wrote:Blade I'm sorry brother, the wife and I have not watched that, same with Breaking Bad...there's so much good stuff we kinda just guessed at what we thought we should get into. In fact, we let Game of Thrones go but I heard so much good stuff about it we caught up real fast. Was sorry we didn't jump in from the beginning. Same with Justified. Everybody we know really likes it.

Mickey O'neil wrote:I'll try to write more later but I am so jacked about Season 3. This show is the shit. I am very curious about what will happen with Daenerys (dragon chick) but I really wonder what kind of clever shit Tyrion is going to pull. I love that little fucker. His dad is a real asshole. I hope Tyrion fucks him over real good.

John Snow is my boy too. If I were him I would smash the hell out of Osha. I bet TOM would go nuts over her. She is a hot little thing.

Fuzzy Dunlop wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:I'll try to write more later but I am so jacked about Season 3. This show is the shit. I am very curious about what will happen with Daenerys (dragon chick) but I really wonder what kind of clever shit Tyrion is going to pull. I love that little fucker. His dad is a real asshole. I hope Tyrion fucks him over real good.

John Snow is my boy too. If I were him I would smash the hell out of Osha. I bet TOM would go nuts over her. She is a hot little thing.

At the end of season 2 isn't Jon Snow at the Wall and Osha hiding the lil bros at Winterfell? Are you talking about the wildling chick, Ygritte?

Mickey O'neil wrote:

Fuzzy Dunlop wrote:

Mickey O'neil wrote:I'll try to write more later but I am so jacked about Season 3. This show is the shit. I am very curious about what will happen with Daenerys (dragon chick) but I really wonder what kind of clever shit Tyrion is going to pull. I love that little fucker. His dad is a real asshole. I hope Tyrion fucks him over real good.

John Snow is my boy too. If I were him I would smash the hell out of Osha. I bet TOM would go nuts over her. She is a hot little thing.

At the end of season 2 isn't Jon Snow at the Wall and Osha hiding the lil bros at Winterfell? Are you talking about the wildling chick, Ygritte?

You're correct, I was thinking of Ygritte. My bad.

Shapecharge wrote: Same with Justified. Everybody we know really likes it.

Mickey O'neil wrote:You're correct, I was thinking of Ygritte. My bad.