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I met with one of the show's producers in her hotel room. She was in her 40s, hot as hell and a former pro dancer herself. But that's beside the point. She asked me a whole bunch of questions about all my achievements and shit. Particularly about being a World Champion All Round weightlifter with my many world record lifts. Then she put me through some exercise moves to check out my flexibility and ability to moving around smoothly. One of the moves was to leap up in the air and land on the floor in a front split, standing back up by just sliding my legs back together. I explained that I didn't know all the steps for those different dances but she said not to worry because that's where the coaching and practise comes before going on the show.

The only criticism she had was that I'm carrying a little too much belly fat and that I should get rid of it so that my abs show better. And to stop drinking so much. Otherwise, I'm good to go and I'll go on the next cycle for the show. The only ambivalence I have is about getting in the public spotlight since there are so many cops and the tax collectors looking for me. Oh well, it'll be fun.

Atta boy Andy!

I just saw that Turd. Not funny.

She is kinda hot...