Nutribullet Thead: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:10 pm

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:
Shapecharge wrote:Nappy you lying piece of dogmeat! I got on the scales this morning and I put on twelve fucking pounds in one week drinking these shakes from this machine you conned me into buying. WTF?? I can't fit into my skinny jeans. I did exactly like the little book said...half of the container was greens, like lettuce, spinach, etc. then the other half with fruits and stuff. So I used some things we had like strawberries, part of a banana, blueberries, blackberries and then to add some flavor and protein, a snickers bar, a scoop of ice cream, and a big tablespoon of Nutella. You never said anything about the weight gain. I didn't think lettuce and spinach had that many calories so guys if you get this blender thingy be careful with the geens because they are loaded and it will put weight on you.
Shapebaby,

As long as your Nutribullet doesn't leak per The Shafbama's scandalous lie-reviews, I feel that you should stay the course, but do try substituting peanutbutter cups for the Snickers every fourth shake.

The IronTamer diet isn't for everybody, that is obviously.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:14 pm

Mick, thanks for the info...I'll try it.

Turd, I don't know if it was you but whoever the clever fellow was that called him the "Buffet Tamer" tickled my funny bone real good.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:04 am

Shape,

I've also heard that The Shafbama is the man most likely to shit in the punchbowl. He's a trophy husband/kept man and as such, weekly mani/pedi's don't do it for him like it does the rest of the girls, so he must dole out hate whenever possible.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 12:59 pm

Chill nigras.

I heard that too, quack is too busy jumping on the anti vaccine bus to be bothered by the likes of us anymore, even though IGx provided him with so much street cred that he gets blowjobsnfrom unvaccinated mommies with pseudo autistic kids all the time now.

Simple solution...steam your kale and shit.

I'm not sure which veggies have that supposed anti thyroid effect

beefheart · Post by **beefheart** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 10:50 pm

This is only 32,113 posts and 3,479,149 views short of the Couch thread!

The Venerable Bogatir X · Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:17 pm

beefheart wrote:This is only 32,113 posts and 3,479,149 views short of the Couch thread!

fu

You beef fucker.....you ruined my secret '1000 posts about a blender' experiment.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:21 pm

I wouldn't have bought it, but seeing a celebrity endorsement from an actual movie star... How could I say no? I'm not sure I'd buy Mandom liecologne though.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Thu Jan 17, 2013 12:02 am

Well it is proving to be a reliable product. The fatties complaining of leakage online are clearly overstuffing this thing.

beefheart · Post by **beefheart** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 1:12 pm

Would this work in conjunction with the physics diet?

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 5:00 pm

Has anyone tried juicing animal bone and cow's blood in this thing?

The Venerable Bogatir X · Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:00 pm

beefheart wrote:Would this work in conjunction with the physics diet?

I've heard there might be a thread or two on this new, dynamic diet. Gotta link?

tough old man · Post by **tough old man** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:07 pm

Has anyone tried juicing animal bone and cow's blood in this thing?

Liver, pork and spices to make small quantity of liver sausage yes

beefheart · Post by **beefheart** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:08 pm

http://www.physics.org/

Scroll down to the "diet" section.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:29 pm

beefheart wrote:http://www.physics.org/

Scroll down to the "diet" section.

Proto, take the leap and click on this link. Beeffart is a relatively decent dude.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 9:47 pm

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:Proto, take the leap and click on this link. Beeffart is a relatively decent dude.

Yeah he his. If he wasn't I'm sure he'd just tell you to eat a bunch of blueberries and not bother with the rest.

Bobby · Post by **Bobby** » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:52 pm

Then proto would have to surf on the crapper.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 4:14 pm

This mornings b'fast: hemp seed, raw sunflower and pumpkin seeds, fresh mixed greens/baby spinach, carrots, half of a banana, fresh pomegranate, red, yellow, and orange sweet peppers, mango and pinnapple and a large scoop of vegetable based protein.

Here's what I've been noticing after 12 days of using the Nutribullet for breakfast: I'm getting much more hairier. I've grown some crazy chops and my goat has gotten a lot longer too. I heal really really fast. I have a really bad attitude now...about everything. All my senses are heightened and I'm crazy strong now.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 5:31 pm

I only get one bar in the crapper.

I may upgrade to a new browser.

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:29 pm

Anyone else have any favorite concoctions they want to share for the Nutribullet?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:38 pm

Frozen kale/spinach-- until half full
lemon w/ peel (half a large one, or a small one)
Frozen blueberries until full
Three spoonfuls of flax seeds
large spoonful of cocoa powder
medium spoonful of turmeric
spoonful of cinnamon
a few shakes of nutmeg

Ryan · Post by **Ryan** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:55 pm

Turdacious wrote:Frozen kale/spinach-- until half full
lemon w/ peel (half a large one, or a small one)
Frozen blueberries until full
Three spoonfuls of flax seeds
large spoonful of cocoa powder
medium spoonful of turmeric
spoonful of cinnamon
a few shakes of nutmeg

Does it break the flax seeds down well with the other stuff in it or do you use the other blade to grind them first and then add them?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:12 pm

Do it all at once-- no problems. The flax seeds break down into powder and mix well with everything else.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:13 pm

OH IMMA GONNA NEED TO GET ALL CAPSLOCK ON 'YO ASSES!

THE NUTRIBULLET LIQUIFIES EVERYTHING WITHOUT BLADE CHANGES AND OTHER SUCH GAYNESS!

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 10:17 pm

OH IMMA GONNA NEED TO GET ALL CAPSLOCK ON 'YO ASSES!

THE NUTRIBULLET LIQUIFIES EVERYTHING WITHOUT BLADE CHANGES AND OTHER SUCH GAYNESS!

Hi Velocity Lie-Nap, RKC+ and Star of Rambo III*
+ RKC status unconfirmed, it is possible that Irontamer ate his paperwork
* Unpaid liecelebrity endorsement

What else do you need to know Ryan?

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 11:33 pm

High Velocity Lie-Nap! wrote:OH IMMA GONNA NEED TO GET ALL CAPSLOCK ON 'YO ASSES!

THE NUTRIBULLET LIQUIFIES EVERYTHING WITHOUT BLADE CHANGES AND OTHER SUCH GAYNESS!

Jim, please.

IGX

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