Tom Furman Customer Service

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:46 pm

Order placed this morning at 0935. Product sitting in my inbox at 0959.

The man is on the case, and managing his business. It ain't all about hot artists and porn star visitors at Chez Furman, ya'll. Boy his handlin'...his...bidness.

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Tue Jun 18, 2013 4:50 pm

Oddly. Since I'm at the computer, I just send them out. If the customer has questions,.. I am available.

I just had my webmaster install a store system, so I can do downloadable videos at some point.
Thanks for the Props.

The Venerable Bogatir X · Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:30 pm

He is, our one and only, shit stirring, SHAGTASTICAL!

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:56 am

Did you get the MILF double jungle savage attack vid? Cuz I was I interested in that product

Holland Oates · Post by **Holland Oates** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:11 am

Tom is the fucking man.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Wed Jun 19, 2013 1:17 am

No I got a copy of 'King Kong Kegels: the Natural Way to a Massive Dong'. The premise is pretty shady...naturally growing your dingus through various exercises...jelquing, hanging weights from your cock, and all those fucking PC muscle clinching exercises that he refers to as "ancient Indonesian chi cultivation".

Whatevz...the foreword is written by Janet Mason, and she swears she's seen little black tootsie rolls transformed into chocolate coated anacondas. I figure she wouldn't lie...seems like a classy broad for somebody that blows nigras for a living.

Anyways...uh...it wasn't for me...I bought it for a friend. Bitches be in trouble I get any bigger down in these drawers.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:28 pm

Toms new stuff does look like it'll be worthwhile.

Not his MILF porn van business, but his fitness stuff.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:33 pm

Shaggy reeks of customer service. All I know is this: A Furminator post in the White Women thread = thermonuclear tits explosion.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:36 pm

Shaggy's powerful love of titties is appreciated, for sure!

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:37 pm

That sexy artist pussy he's nailing prolly has to use the jaws of life to pry him off of her cans. As soon as she walks in the door he's on 'em like that creature from Aliens.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:19 pm

I cannot find fault with that at all

IGX

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