Watchmen
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Re: Watchmen
The Comedian should write a book on how to pick up women.
“Wherever the crowd goes, run the other direction. They’re always wrong.” Bukowski
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Mickey O'neil
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Re: Watchmen
I was speaking for Andy, I preferred Ozymandias.
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
-Percy Bysshe Shelley
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
-Percy Bysshe Shelley
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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Turdacious
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http://www.forbes.com/2008/12/18/adrian ... ndias.htmlThe Forbes Fictional 15
No. 10 Veidt, Adrian
David M. Ewalt, 12.18.08, 06:00 PM EST
Crime fighter "Ozymandias" boasts a net worth of $5.4 billion on this year's list of fiction's richest.
Net Worth: $5.4 billion
Source: Marketing
Age: 47
Marital Status: Single
Hometown: New York, N.Y.
Education: Self-Educated
Industrialist known as "the smartest man on the planet" inherited sizable fortune at age 17, gave it all to charity. Became costumed crime fighter "Ozymandias" in effort to make world a better place; indulge purple spandex fetish. Retired, made a fortune marketing own heroic image. Ozymandias action figures, novelty underwear, feminine hygiene products all hot sellers. Also genius behind numerous "As Seen On TV" products including "Snuggie" blanket with sleeves, ultra-absorbent "ShamWow" towels. Former hero now reportedly holed up in Antarctic base indulging obsession with octopus, writing seafood cookbook. New member.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
Re: Watchmen
Now tell me he doesn't sound interesting.
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
Re: Watchmen
Give me smallest finger on man's hand. I'll produce information. Computer unnecessary.
You keep calling me Walter. I don't like you.
I shall go and tell the indestructible man that someone plans to murder him.
Over time, your quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten you many punches in the face.
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Turdacious
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Inventing the Shamwow and the Snuggie is pure diabolical evil-- gotta respect that.Fat Cat wrote:Now tell me he doesn't sound interesting.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
Re: Watchmen
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
Re: Watchmen
I saw this on a geek forum somewhere...
"You don't understand, I'm not logged in here with you...YOU'RE LOGGED IN HERE WITH ME."
Heh
"You don't understand, I'm not logged in here with you...YOU'RE LOGGED IN HERE WITH ME."
Heh
Don’t believe everything you think.