I am going to purge my family

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:01 pm

I've got an Uncle who's a little long in the tooth and thinks he's more important than he is. Trying to co-opt my people with an XBox-One game, and "dream different dreams". A little noose time ought to put him in his place. Scheduling a tribunal to coincide with the family Christmas gathering.

May need to shoot the neighbor's dog to distract the family from my crying Aunt.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... Thaek.html

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:12 pm

M'kay.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:17 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:M'kay.

I question your commitment to the revolution

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:22 pm

Everybody stand down. Turns out I was just having a sugar low. Still going to hang the Uncle, though.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:33 pm

Holiday gatherings are counter-revolutionary.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:53 pm

There's only two people invited to my house for Christmas this year- the future Mrs. Herr Doktor Agkistrodon, and Bill Fucking Murray.

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:16 pm

Lately I've been noting how hot Cambodian, Laotian and Thai women are...for Christmas guests.

Kenny X · Post by **Kenny X** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 3:22 pm

TomFurman wrote:Lately I've been noting how hot Cambodian, Laotian and Thai women are...for Christmas guests.

Absolutely. However, there is the risk of a kathooey or two in the bunch, that's the only problem with the Southeast Asian trim; they're damn-near indistinguishable until it's already too late.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:47 pm

Hmmm, looks like blood is thicker than water. The Aunt sold the husband out.

Jang was arrested this week for corruption, acts of treachery, and womanizing with state TV airing humiliating photographs of him being dragged out of the Party Central Committee meeting by uniformed officers.

Jang had supported a smooth transition of power to a young Kim Jong-un, who was 28 at the time of Kim Jong-il's death in 2011. He is the uncle of Kim and husband of Kim Jong-Il's sister Kim Kyong-hee.

"What you have to understand is that the North Korean dynasty is run by an absolute blood-based hereditary mindset," pointed out Lee Yun-keol, the president of North Korea Strategic Information Service Center.

The purge drama was designed by Kim Kyong-hee, Jang's wife, and Kim Jong-un, Lee said. "She has openly expressed to the political bureau members that Jang's power line is a threat to the royal family so she took an obvious choice."

http://abcnews.go.com/International/kim ... d=21189463

The Norks play the important role of reminding us that our capacity for batshit craziness remains lurking just below the surface.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 5:29 pm

TomFurman wrote:Lately I've been noting how hot Cambodian, Laotian and Thai women are...for Christmas guests.

Is Janet Mason coming over for the holidays?

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:03 pm

Haven't heard much. Henriette [Angie Noir], however, shows up at art shows.
Other than Lacey,..
This girl hangs out,.. super nice person, btw.
https://www.facebook.com/sherishea

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 6:46 pm

It's clear this uncle had issues following orders.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 10:11 pm

They could feed their entire country with the revenue from a reality show.

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Fri Dec 13, 2013 11:22 pm

And this guy lives like that and has nukes.

Yeah, I'm sure I am crazy thinking it be a good idea to just vape them out of the blue but we'd be a fuck load more safe.

It be a mercy killing.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Sat Dec 14, 2013 12:10 am

The official statement is interesting. Excerpts:

However, despicable human scum Jang, who was worse than a dog, perpetrated thrice-cursed acts of treachery in betrayal of such profound trust and warmest paternal love shown by the party and the leader for him.

He instructed his stooges to sell coal and other precious underground resources at random. Consequently, his confidants were saddled with huge debts, deceived by brokers. Jang made no scruple of committing such act of treachery in May last as selling off the land of the Rason economic and trade zone to a foreign country for a period of five decades under the pretext of paying those debts.

It was none other than Jang who wirepulled behind scene Pak Nam Gi, traitor for all ages, to recklessly issue hundreds of billions of won in 2009, sparking off serious economic chaos and disturbing the people's mind-set.

Jang encouraged money-making under various pretexts to secure funds necessary for gratifying his political greed and was engrossed in irregularities and corruption. He thus took the lead in spreading indolent, careless and undisciplined virus in our society.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/d ... ngun-uncle

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:12 pm

A senior North Korean official has been executed with a flamethrower after Kim Jong-un branded him an 'enemy of the state', it has been claimed.

O Sang-hon is said to have been brutally killed for his close ties to the communist leader's uncle Jang Song-taek, who was himself publicly tried and executed in December after being found guilty of corruption and 'counter revolutionary' activities.

Mr O is thought to be the latest of 11 senior Workers Party figures to have been executed this year over their links to Mr Jang, with South Korean media reporting that Kim Jong-un has plans to execute or imprison hundreds more of his supporters and extended family members.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ROWER.html

DARTH · Post by **DARTH** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:17 pm

Turdacious wrote:
A senior North Korean official has been executed with a flamethrower after Kim Jong-un branded him an 'enemy of the state', it has been claimed.

O Sang-hon is said to have been brutally killed for his close ties to the communist leader's uncle Jang Song-taek, who was himself publicly tried and executed in December after being found guilty of corruption and 'counter revolutionary' activities.

Mr O is thought to be the latest of 11 senior Workers Party figures to have been executed this year over their links to Mr Jang, with South Korean media reporting that Kim Jong-un has plans to execute or imprison hundreds more of his supporters and extended family members.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ROWER.html

Awe Communism and Asian Tyranny.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:37 pm

North Korea is the most fascinating place on the planet. The moment you might think that international institutions and cultures have evolved to some point of modernity and away from the medieval and stone age eras, the NORKs bitch-slap you right across the face with a hearty "Oh yeah? Watch this shit. And then this shit. And here's some more."

Dirt McGirt · Post by **Dirt McGirt** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 3:41 pm

The North Korean's have taken "crazy" to new heights, and sometimes those heights have just a *tinge* of "awesome" in them...

Kim Chol, vice minister of the army, was taken into custody earlier this year on the orders of Kim Jong-un, who assumed the leadership after the death of his father in December.
On the orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."

"Hey, Kim Chol, stand on this 'X.'"
"What? Why? What's that whistling sound?"

Good way to go.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 4:42 pm

I've lost all faith in him since he failed to nuke Houston.

It seems like just last year he was promising to nuke us all into oblivion.

What happened??

stanley_white · Post by **stanley_white** » Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:45 pm

Dirt McGirt wrote:The North Korean's have taken "crazy" to new heights, and sometimes those heights have just a *tinge* of "awesome" in them...

Kim Chol, vice minister of the army, was taken into custody earlier this year on the orders of Kim Jong-un, who assumed the leadership after the death of his father in December.
On the orders of Kim Jong-un to leave "no trace of him behind, down to his hair," according to South Korean media, Kim Chol was forced to stand on a spot that had been zeroed in for a mortar round and "obliterated."
"Hey, Kim Chol, stand on this 'X.'"
"What? Why? What's that whistling sound?"

Good way to go.

No way North Korean mortar tubes have the quality control to put the same round in the same place twice.

-Stan

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Tue Apr 15, 2014 12:23 am

You need a Bagdad Bob like character to tell the your family members everything is OK, the glorious revolution marches on and the dear leader loves them. Up until you or your henchmen push them into the industrial shredder.

IGX

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