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So I am at the local running shoe shop....

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:08 am
by Sandman
Needed a new pair of Asics so I walk in at the same time as some lady and her two little kids. The oldest couldn't have been more than 7. Anyway she says to the salesman, "I need to get them sneakers for Xfit". I couldn't fuckin believe it. Within 5 minutes she has the oldest kid doing box jumps on the bench people use to try on shoes. I left and came back to make a purchase later. I couldn't be in the same room with that dumbfuckery going on. Even a few people who I thought had their wits about them are now gushing about how cool it is etc. The local affiliate was making atlas stones the other day. I am curious to know what they plan on doing with them unless they are made of paper machet. If they are heavy, I am sure I will see a spike in foot fracture business.

Re: So I am at the local running shoe shop....

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:13 am
by tzg
You know they're only making 150# atlas stones.

Re: So I am at the local running shoe shop....

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:42 am
by terra
Atlas stones, really...?!

This could drum up even more broken x-fitter business for me...

I might name my new yacht "thanks coach".

Re: So I am at the local running shoe shop....

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:21 pm
by Holeyfraggaroley
Dumbfuckery....lol

Re: So I am at the local running shoe shop....

Posted: Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:23 pm
by Testiclaw
You're just jealous she now holds a Payless Shoes World Record.

Re: So I am at the local running shoe shop....

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:40 pm
by Turdacious
tzg wrote:You know they're only making 150# atlas stones.
Pounds or kilos?

Re: So I am at the local running shoe shop....

Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:42 pm
by The Cunning Stunt
Sandman wrote:Needed a new pair of Asics so I walk in at the same time as some lady and her two little kids. The oldest couldn't have been more than 7. Anyway she says to the salesman, "I need to get them sneakers for Xfit". I couldn't fuckin believe it. Within 5 minutes she has the oldest kid doing box jumps on the bench people use to try on shoes. I left and came back to make a purchase later. I couldn't be in the same room with that dumbfuckery going on. Even a few people who I thought had their wits about them are now gushing about how cool it is etc. The local affiliate was making atlas stones the other day. I am curious to know what they plan on doing with them unless they are made of paper machet. If they are heavy, I am sure I will see a spike in foot fracture business.
Should've asked him what his Fran time was.