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Read the story at a shop in the airport while getting the evil eye from the counter wench because I'm too cheap to buy the magazine.

I don't get it. What guy wouldn't want his woman to be getting slam-beasted on the side? Think of Mr. X as a teaser stallion, a warm-up act for the main course, to confuse my metaphors. So she's a little sloppy coming home from work and smells like the Dos Equis man.

What are you talking about?

baffled wrote:What are you talking about?

I am fairly proud that I have no idea.

Get with the damn program. You've read the twilight books, of course.

I just found out they're not actually vampires. I'm reeling. Back to the olympics opening ceremony, learning about socialized health care.

They're still not talking.

Anybody who follows this story needs to get kicked in the balls/slats repeatedly until they die.

Testiclaw wrote:Anybody who follows this story needs to get kicked in the balls/slats repeatedly until they die.

Anybody who doesn't follow this story hasn't been through a supermarket checkout lane recently.

That is very true. No magazines, no TV, etc.

I live under a rock, and I like it that way.

Unfortunately I know what you're talking about Napalm. There's even photos of her and the other dude making out!!! I think the wife is way more hotter.

What I love is that this very minute there is a battalion of Hollywood accountants doing the math on how this will affect box office and DVD sales for the Twilight franchise.

Not to mention the army of publicists getting ready to spin tales and source stories to to make one party look better/worse compared to the others.

Wish I had back stage access to this. It would be fun to watch.

Guaranteed Dr.DL there's careers being made and broken and money being made and spent just because a twenty something Hollywood chick dicked down her married forty something director. Those fucking Hollywood photographers don't miss a thing. Should have turned those fuckers loose on the hunt ABL...they would have found his ass in a week and put it on the cover of People.

In proof of the interconnectedness of the universe and how all things ultimately connect to our faithful corresponder Mickey O'Neil, word on the street is that Robert Pattison is rolling in hot on Katy Perry.

She said she didn't sleep with him!

A little making out shouldn't be enough to make you leave her, Robert!

protobuilder wrote:She said she didn't sleep with him!

A little making out shouldn't be enough to make you leave her, Robert!

It was probably that unexpected feeling of "haven't I been here before?" deja vu that clued him in when he kissed her after she gave the director a blow job.

nafod wrote:In proof of the interconnectedness of the universe and how all things ultimately connect to our faithful corresponder Mickey O'Neil, word on the street is that Robert Pattison is rolling in hot on Katy Perry.

Not true! I actually heard that she was seeing John Mayer but it's all gossip trash. Katy is mine!

I have a hard time deciding on whom I would take (not cherry-picked at all)

BucketHead wrote:I have a hard time deciding on whom I would take (not cherry-picked at all)

Kristin was down a quart in that top picture, Rob having recently quenched his thirst.

Hey Mickster, if your girl Katy is seeing Mayer you're not gonna like what is likely happening. Word is he likes to nail all his chicks in the ass, and there's absolutely nothing wrong with that, but, once a girl has given that up what is there left to give you Mick?

A fair comparison pic would be one that shows that directors wife...post some pics of her and that Stewart chick.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VErRYgLhkvw[/youtube]

BucketHead wrote:I have a hard time deciding on whom I would take (not cherry-picked at all)

A fairer comparo.


Neither is a beauty. But only one has C cup boobies. And Mick's undying love.