IGX

Posted: **Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:40 am**

Dammit, use the high strength chloroform next time!!!

Country singer Randy Travis was charged with driving while intoxicated and threatening law officers after he crashed his Pontiac Trans Am and was found naked and combative at the scene, Texas officials said.

A Pontiac Trans Am registered to the 53-year-old singer had veered off a roadway near Tioga, a town about 60 miles north of Dallas where the entertainer lives, and struck several barricades in a construction zone, said Tom Vinger, spokesman for the Texas Department of Public Safety.

PS - Looks like he put up a fight. Shape, are you OK?

Posted: **Thu Aug 09, 2012 3:48 am**

Jesus, Travis has a forehead like a drive in movie screen. Is this some sort of fetish Shape?

In related news:

A man, described by witnesses as; a large, naked, Keebler Elf, wearing nothing but Eddie Munster running shoes, was seen fleeing the scene.

Posted: **Thu Aug 09, 2012 2:31 pm**

That's not a forehead...that's a fivehead.

I just wanted the car. Luckily I had on my Hokas and evaded capture. I'm getting too old for this.

IGX

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