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What's the one dominatrix tip you'd give to a starter dominatrix?
Always have a “safe” word or phrase. Mine’s “get your finger out of my asshole.”

I was born in Michigan and come from a long line of oddball performers and circus people. My dad’s dad literally ran away at 14 and joined the circus. I’ve been doing a fucked-up ventriloquist act since I was a kid; I called my dummy Harold Mancock III and would rattle of a string of vulgarities, throw in some made-up curse words, and get away with it by saying I had Tourette’s or some other bullshit medical condition.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

I was born in Michigan and come from a long line of oddball performers and circus people. My dad’s dad literally ran away at 14 and joined the circus. I’ve been doing a fucked-up ventriloquist act since I was a kid; I called my dummy Harold Mancock III and would rattle of a string of vulgarities, throw in some made-up curse words, and get away with it by saying I had Tourette’s or some other bullshit medical condition.

I KNEW THAT FUCKER LOOKED FAMILIAR!

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I was stalking EZ and forgot he doesn't look like his avatar. There's a very ashamed mennonite in his hometown.

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:

I was born in Michigan and come from a long line of oddball performers and circus people. My dad’s dad literally ran away at 14 and joined the circus. I’ve been doing a fucked-up ventriloquist act since I was a kid; I called my dummy Harold Mancock III and would rattle of a string of vulgarities, throw in some made-up curse words, and get away with it by saying I had Tourette’s or some other bullshit medical condition.

I KNEW THAT FUCKER LOOKED FAMILIAR!

Have you ever been arrested?
I‘ve been arrested a lot. The last time was for drunk driving. The bitch of it was that I had 27 other clowns in a Fiat with me, and 14 of us went to jail that night.