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Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:57 am
by baffled
Hell yes. Midgets. Ole' Half Face with a shotgun, Italians gettin' pissed off. Hebrew Hammer with a small part as that creep Rothstein.
edit: No chubby chicks in this one. Need to stay focused.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:11 am
by Protobuilder
baffled wrote:Hell yes. Midgets. Ole' Half Face with a shotgun, Italians gettin' pissed off. Hebrew Hammer with a small part as that creep Rothstein.
edit: No chubby chicks in this one. Need to stay focused.
I translated this into from what is presumably English into Chinese then Croatian then Esparanto and then back to English.
Of course, yes. Dwarf. Very good "half of the face with a rifle, Italy just angry. Hebrew Hammer and climb Rothstein Mali part.
Edit: No fat chicks in this jednom.Treba focus on.
It makes as much sense now as when it was initially posted.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:22 am
by baffled
That's because you're not in the club.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:14 am
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Awesome first episode.
No mention of Capone? He's my new favorite since jimmy got capped. That mick florist doesn't stand a fucking chance.
How long till next week?
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:15 am
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Half face!!
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:40 pm
by Protobuilder
I find it hard to believe that Marco is the Clown Killer and Julia has no idea!
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:07 pm
by Shapecharge
I think our favorite Revenue agent is about to fully step over the line into the dark side and he may rival the sniper in disaffected violence. Knocked out a kid with the nanny. Excellent first episode.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:19 pm
by baffled
Agreed. Dude's gotta feed his family.
Capone is going to be interesting this season. Poised for a big move.
How 'bout those titties to close things out?
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:41 pm
by Shapecharge
MARIO! Please establish a password protected secret forum just for cool people and those who seriously, and I really mean seriously, dig Boardwalk Empire. While you're at it, move around a few other threads and whatnot to stir up Mr. Pink. And even though Protorooter is neither cool nor a watcher of Boardwalk let him in to the secret forum because he amuses me and I like to fuck with him.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:09 pm
by johno
I'm in. I never watch the show, but do have a set of Steve Buscemi fake teeth.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:00 pm
by baffled
I fully support a password protected forum for Boardwalk and Homeland. Also in on Mario fucking with some threads, but only after Pinky chips into the general fund.
We need an initiation process.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:08 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
As soon as Cleopatra came out at the party, I asked my wife " how long till we see those titties?"
10 minutes later...
They were nice little ones. Thumbs up on the prospect of seeing her getting railed hard.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:10 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Terry's interference with the flow of conversation in this thread is extremely Rant like and very retarded.
Its also kind of funny.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 10:44 pm
by Shapecharge
That Cleopatra chick was a hottie but she's not even in the same universe as Nucky's chick from the first season played by Paz de la Huerta. Who's character was basically crazy which matched well with her real life personality which is crazy.
So are we thinking about letting Teri in the cool guy club? Okay, besides Pinky who's NOT in the cool guy club? This might be easier. I was thinking we might not let in the Hebrew Hamster but on second thought we may need him for legal advice and how to save money and stuff.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:02 pm
by baffled
I could go either way on the cool guy club for Terri.
Hebrew Hamster should not be allowed at all. He'll steal from us before he helps us save any money. He's also a loathsome creep.
I think that a decent list could be:
Shape
Baff
Buttercup
Johno
Pinky if he chips in to the whiskey and tommy gun slush fund
I'm sure EZ will be into downloading it illegally somewhere, so he's probably cool.
Gotta keep it exclusive.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:41 pm
by Shapecharge
Okay that list sounds pretty comprehensive. Perhaps we can get EZ to wear one of those sexy kilts and shave down a bit to make it seem we have a token female presence.
And hey guess what?!?! I have a bottle of Templeton Rye...only Al Capone's favorite booze!! We can have a shot right before each new episode! Only for cool guys with proof of age over 21. We need to follow the law on some things. There will be plenty of ganj.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2012 11:56 pm
by baffled
What if we got Jezzy involved so it seemed like we had a female presence?
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:52 am
by Pinky
baffled wrote:Pinky if he chips in to the whiskey and tommy gun slush fund
I'm fine with a whiskey and tommy gun fund, but I was more opposed to the last secret forum than to any of the spaceball forums.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 12:57 am
by baffled
Pink's good by me if there are no objections. Besides, we need a Fed, right? Didn't we talk about this?
And I just realized, if Proto's in, we already have a female presence. Win-win
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 1:19 am
by Shapecharge
It is done. The official "Cool Guys who dig Boardwalk Empire" club is hereby established!! If only our nation's State Department could act with such efficiency and diplomacy.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2012 2:12 am
by baffled
It's a nice view from the top.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 8:23 am
by baffled
Gentlemen, your thoughts?
I personally think that the first two episodes so far have been outstanding.
That Italian is going to be a pretty big problem.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 11:51 am
by Shapecharge
Very very cool how he analyzed the route and the gasoline situation. Awesome how the IRA hitman thoughtfully considered responding but realized it was a losing proposition. The dialogue between Nucky and the new white house bagman was also very good.
And on a sidenote...notice how Homeland cleaned up at the Emmies? Best dramatic series and the male and female leads.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 12:11 pm
by KingSchmaltzBagelHour
Nothing much to add except that Nucky's current pussy-blindness is going to cause him problems.
I predict Cleopatra will wind up with a hole in her head soon.
The IRA guy and Sheriff Thompson seem like a formidable pair.
Re: Official Boardwalk Empire Thread
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2012 2:11 pm
by Shapecharge
ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:Nothing much to add except that Nucky's current pussy-blindness is going to cause him problems.
I predict Cleopatra will wind up with a hole in her head soon.
The IRA guy and Sheriff Thompson seem like a formidable pair.
Agreed. Add the sniper to the mix and that's a trio not to be fucked with.