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Martini Story: This sad state of affairs occurred about two months ago. So a small group of us meet for a happy hour on a Friday night. We went to a little place that had a special on martinis...4.50 Tito's vodka!!! I know right!! Who wouldn't??? Everything is cool, we're all having a good time. So it's getting close to the end of happy hour so I rationally decide I need to start doubling up. Sadly it's time to go home. All is good. Get home and the wife and I decide to set out in front of the house and chill. Well c'mon I can't do that with nothing...so I fire up a nice cigar and have a glass of wine. Wife says she's tired and goes back into the house to sleep. I finish the smoke and the wine. I then decide I should lay down for a little bit in the yard since the grass is so cool and inviting and take a small cat nap. Sometime later the next door neighbor's daughter comes home from a date and is startled to see what appears to be a dead body laying in the grass in the yard and goes and gets her dad. He comes out and gets me up and takes me into my own house. I lay on my dog's bed because I don't want to wake up the wife since I told her I was solid. LIAR!! I wake up around 5:00 with a blanket on me...BUSTED!! But when I got up I felt pretty good. That doggy bed was alright. So what I'm tryin' to say here is if there's a happy hour martini special keep your shit in check or you will become an idiot.