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Maybe I'm just a simple thinking average bloke (waits for comment from Turd) but can't these idiots just go to the pub together and have a pint and a game of pool instead of firing missiles at each other.

No, no they cant. The hate is almost bred into them from time immemorial.

I don't think there are pubs in Gaza.

kreator wrote:I don't think there are pubs in Gaza.

We could open an IGX pub and clean up big time. Get Andy behind the bar and when the locals feel the hatred coming on give them Gene to torture.

Will not end until either Israel is either conquered and occupied by the political arm of Islam and the Jews and Christians there are subjugated (destroyed or reduced to dhimmitude) or Israel liquidates those who want to destroy it. No matter how you look at it, there's zero chance of this ever being solved through peaceful means because the main agitator will never back down from its stated purpose of destroying the infidel. This is part of the bigger, focused plan by Islam to dominate and destroy Western civilization and to replace it with Shariah. Gaza vs. Israel is localized, but it's part of a global conflict: Islam vs. the kafir (anyone who does not convert to the militant, totalitarian Islam).

When we quit fighting about religion - we will fight about land - then oil - then money - then women then something else - and on and on.

JonnyCat wrote:Will not end until either Israel is either conquered and occupied by the political arm of Islam and the Jews and Christians there are subjugated (destroyed or reduced to dhimmitude) or Israel liquidates those who want to destroy it. No matter how you look at it, there's zero chance of this ever being solved through peaceful means because the main agitator will never back down from its stated purpose of destroying the infidel. This is part of the bigger, focused plan by Islam to dominate and destroy Western civilization and to replace it with Shariah. Gaza vs. Israel is localized, but it's part of a global conflict: Islam vs. the kafir (anyone who does not convert to the militant, totalitarian Islam).

I never knew you were such a fucking idiot.

Yeah, that seems to be the common consensus here.

Anything else?

kreator wrote:I don't think there are pubs in Gaza.

Or much of anything else.

climber511 wrote:When we quit fighting about religion - we will fight about land - then oil - then money - then women then something else - and on and on.

Like water wending its way downhill, hate will find a way.

baffled wrote:

JonnyCat wrote:Will not end until either Israel is either conquered and occupied by the political arm of Islam and the Jews and Christians there are subjugated (destroyed or reduced to dhimmitude) or Israel liquidates those who want to destroy it. No matter how you look at it, there's zero chance of this ever being solved through peaceful means because the main agitator will never back down from its stated purpose of destroying the infidel. This is part of the bigger, focused plan by Islam to dominate and destroy Western civilization and to replace it with Shariah. Gaza vs. Israel is localized, but it's part of a global conflict: Islam vs. the kafir (anyone who does not convert to the militant, totalitarian Islam).

I never knew you were such a fucking idiot.

I can't speak to the global conflict but no self-respecting muslim is going to tolerate being ruled by the hated Jew. Even Arab neighbors who wouldn't lift a finger to help the Palestinians will be happy to hate the Jew. Jews, on the other hand, are never giving up on Israel.

The only outcome is endless conflict which could be a nuclear conflagration if Iran gets the bomb. It's almost enough to make one consider that there may be something to the Bible.

DrDonkeyLove wrote:

baffled wrote:

JonnyCat wrote:Will not end until either Israel is either conquered and occupied by the political arm of Islam and the Jews and Christians there are subjugated (destroyed or reduced to dhimmitude) or Israel liquidates those who want to destroy it. No matter how you look at it, there's zero chance of this ever being solved through peaceful means because the main agitator will never back down from its stated purpose of destroying the infidel. This is part of the bigger, focused plan by Islam to dominate and destroy Western civilization and to replace it with Shariah. Gaza vs. Israel is localized, but it's part of a global conflict: Islam vs. the kafir (anyone who does not convert to the militant, totalitarian Islam).

I never knew you were such a fucking idiot.

I can't speak to the global conflict but no self-respecting muslim is going to tolerate being ruled by the hated Jew. Even Arab neighbors who wouldn't lift a finger to help the Palestinians will be happy to hate the Jew. Jews, on the other hand, are never giving up on Israel.

The only outcome is endless conflict which could be a nuclear conflagration if Iran gets the bomb. It's almost enough to make one consider that there may be something to the Bible.

Even Israeli intelligence says Iran's not working on a nuke. Even if they were, Israel has them outgunned. They'd have to be insane to challenge them with atomic weapons. And according to that same intelligence, the rulers of Iran are "rational actors" who aren't about to committ suicide via nuclear war.

Gav wrote:

kreator wrote:I don't think there are pubs in Gaza.

We could open an IGX pub and clean up big time. Get Andy behind the bar and when the locals feel the hatred coming on give them Gene to torture.

Alternately we could restrain Gav in a back room then let the locals know that he's "British". Give them a tent peg and some vaseline - they'll know where to go from there.

Hey, Gav, you ever heard the joke of the Brit and the Scotsman?

Two of them were crossing a pasture. They encountered a ewe with its head trapped in a fence.

The Scotsman walks up to the ewe, lifts up his kilt and gives the ewe a solid shagging.

After finishing he turned to the Brit and says, "Would you fancy some of that?"

"Indeed I would", said the Brit.

Without another word the Brit walked up to the fence, dropped his pants and put his head through a gap in the fence.

JonnyCat wrote:Will not end until either Israel is either conquered and occupied by the political arm of Islam and the Jews and Christians there are subjugated (destroyed or reduced to dhimmitude) or Israel liquidates those who want to destroy it. No matter how you look at it, there's zero chance of this ever being solved through peaceful means because the main agitator will never back down from its stated purpose of destroying the infidel. This is part of the bigger, focused plan by Islam to dominate and destroy Western civilization and to replace it with Shariah. Gaza vs. Israel is localized, but it's part of a global conflict: Islam vs. the kafir (anyone who does not convert to the militant, totalitarian Islam).

Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

Gav wrote:

kreator wrote:I don't think there are pubs in Gaza.

We could open an IGX pub and clean up big time. Get Andy behind the bar and when the locals feel the hatred coming on give them Gene to torture.

You want my comment? I can't argue with this-- but they are not so depraved as to deserve @.

Gene,just one thing:the joke is better if you change brit for englishman.
Scotland is still part of Great Britain,so a brit could be another jock,see?

Bobby wrote:Gene,just one thing:the joke is better if you change brit for englishman.
Scotland is still part of Great Britain,so a brit could be another jock,see?

You're not doing your mental health by reading posts by the @.

Turdacious wrote:

Bobby wrote:Gene,just one thing:the joke is better if you change brit for englishman.
Scotland is still part of Great Britain,so a brit could be another jock,see?

You're not doing your mental health by reading posts by the @.

I thought it left or transformed into another sockpuppet...Are you telling me this forum is beset by pistoleros and goatfuckers both?

LOL @ the idea that @ is merely as disgusting as a goatfucker. For the sake of your mental health, don't delve into this too much.

Bobby wrote:Gene,just one thing:the joke is better if you change brit for englishman.
Scotland is still part of Great Britain,so a brit could be another jock,see?

Thanks, Bobby.

Turdacious wrote:LOL @ the idea that @ is merely as disgusting as a goatfucker. For the sake of your mental health, don't delve into this too much.

I'll play is safe and avoid the entire monophylum of goat fuckers and mustaches waxers.

Dear Friends, please don't let Turd and his familiars get you down or mislead you.

Turd desperately wants to be the IGx bottom boy. My presence here appears to him to be a threat to that aspiration. This is why he thinks that Thud and others here are "sock puppets" of your gentle narrator. Turd has sought to be the best bitch in the room.

We must all rally around Turd in this moment of existential crisis as he/she grapples with who they are in the scheme of things. Try to show him/her some compassion as they cautiously and tentatively discover who they really are sexually, morally and as a whole human being.

Thanks, IGx.

Bobby wrote:Gene,just one thing:the joke is better if you change brit for englishman.
Scotland is still part of Great Britain,so a brit could be another jock,see?

You beat me to it.

BTW everyone knows sheep shagging is done best on the edge of a cliff. They push back so much harder.

Gav wrote:

Bobby wrote:Gene,just one thing:the joke is better if you change brit for englishman.
Scotland is still part of Great Britain,so a brit could be another jock,see?

You beat me to it.

BTW everyone knows sheep shagging is done best on the edge of a cliff. They push back so much harder.