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Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:14 pm
by bigpeach
On Thursday, Nov 15th, shortly after (the latest) war between Israel/Palestine and Palestine/Israel began, the one that the Oracle, Nostradamus, and Arthur Fonzarelli all predicted would one day unite the tribes of the world against intolerance, religious fundamentalism, and BMI charts was born in west Omaha. The seers of the past predicted the "great uniter" would be born unexpectedly early, and that his mother would, while on a regular appointment with her OB, call the father in the middle of his awesome Hardee's/Carl's Jr. Memphis Thickburger (half pound) and tell him to come to the hospital because the medical staff wanted to monitor the mother due to the young boy's effects on medical equipment, which stem from his unique DNA, a perfect XY mix of two demi-god DNAs. Afraid that the brand new $300MM hospital might collapse to a singularity, the staff intervened and brought him out Caesarian, further proof of his divinity.
Despite being 3 weeks early, Daniel (Sumerian for Great Uniter) was longer than average and inherited his father's strange, almost Skeksi-like slender hands and feet. He is home and constantly suckling from the teats of wisdom. The teats that have swelled to a sadly untouchable EE cup. Daniel has stated that his first divine work will be to bring White Castle to Omaha.
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:17 pm
by Holeyfraggaroley
Congrats on the birth of the "Uniter"!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:19 pm
by Turdacious
Congrats!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:20 pm
by tough old man
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
Happy for you all!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:25 pm
by Freki
Congrats!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:11 pm
by Hebrew Hammer
May he bring you joy and pride, and may you and your wife dance at the weddings of many grandchildren.
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:13 pm
by Shapecharge
So if he's the great uniter then he must also be the undisputed decider...how awesome is that!! Congrats Peachy. Post some pics of the new son and also of the milk-filled double-E jugs.
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:51 pm
by nafod
They have turned their backs on Mecca, and now face Des Moines (poor aim...give them a week)
Congrats!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:55 pm
by Mickey O'neil
Congratulations to you and Mrs. Big Peach!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:55 pm
by Batboy2/75
Congratulations and welcome to the club!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:55 pm
by Alfred_E._Neuman
Congrats on the new arrival Peach!
I'll raise a glass in Daniel's honor tonight.
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:20 pm
by beefheart
Are we gonna hafta go thru the stroller thing again?
Congrats.
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:12 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
Congrats!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:15 pm
by syaigh
Congratulations!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 6:21 pm
by Sassenach
Congratulations, he is adorable!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:14 pm
by seeahill
Nice goin', Mr. & Mrs. Peach.
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:18 pm
by The Nightman
Congrats, Peach!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:50 pm
by Fat Cat
Congratulations Pig Beach!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 7:59 pm
by odin
congratulations fella!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:07 pm
by Gav
Welcome to the world Little Peach
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 9:54 pm
by bigpeach
beefheart wrote:Are we gonna hafta go thru the stroller thing again?
Congrats.
No, I promise. My wife found a $360 stroller and car seat combo that was an online return at target. It was marked down to $125 because they didn't carry it in the store. Got the combo for less than the cost of either component. And we still have all the vitals left over from my daughter's first year, so no funny business.
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:13 pm
by Crust Bucket
Congrats to Peach and family.
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:30 pm
by DARTH
Congrats to you and your wife on the birth of your child.
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 10:45 pm
by Abandoned by Wolves
Congratulations, and I'm really looking forward to White Castle's arrival!
Re: Prophecy fulfilled.
Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2012 11:43 pm
by judobrian
Congratulations!