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I love these crazy fuckers. Tops so far is the Houston party girl who's already imagining/getting off on sucking dick for water in the Mad Max world to come.

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She wasn't hot. Think Rachael Ray's body and a 30-year old sorority girl who drank a fifth of vodka and smoked a pack of Marlboro Lights nightly for ten years.

Definite 2 at 10/10 at 2 candidate, though.

Last night's retard can't use ear protection, and cries like a bitch after one round of 5.56 goes off next to his ear. I don't think this bodes well for his post-apocalyptic gunfighting abilities.

milosz wrote:Last night's retard can't use ear protection, and cries like a bitch after one round of 5.56 goes off next to his ear. I don't think this bodes well for his post-apocalyptic gunfighting abilities.

Holy shit!

When the shit hits the fan I will kill him and take all his gear, leaving his rotting bullet riddled corpse tied to a light pole somewhere.

milosz wrote:She wasn't hot. Think Rachael Ray's body and a 30-year old sorority girl who drank a fifth of vodka and smoked a pack of Marlboro Lights nightly for ten years.

Definite 2 at 10/10 at 2 candidate, though.

I'm pretty fuckin lit up right now

milosz wrote:I love these crazy fuckers. Tops so far is the Houston party girl who's already imagining/getting off on sucking dick for water in the Mad Max world to come.

She was good. Her fear was a gasoline shortage so she was going to store a vehicle somewhere, walk to it, and drive to Mexico. Then the experts pointed out that;
1) her car would be found and drained of gas before she got there
or
2) she got to the car but a tank of gas wasn't enough to get to Mexico.

And, why the fuck would Mexico have gas but not the USA? Those huarache wearing bean tenders will be the first ones we annihilate.

I also really liked the mega-obese prepper who still needs gastric bypass surgery to be ready for the end. At least he admitted the experts were right to point out his lack of fitness.

bigpeach wrote:

milosz wrote:I love these crazy fuckers. Tops so far is the Houston party girl who's already imagining/getting off on sucking dick for water in the Mad Max world to come.

She was good. Her fear was a gasoline shortage so she was going to store a vehicle somewhere, walk to it, and drive to Mexico. Then the experts pointed out that;
1) her car would be found and drained of gas before she got there
or
2) she got to the car but a tank of gas wasn't enough to get to Mexico.

And, why the fuck would Mexico have gas but not the USA? Those huarache wearing bean tenders will be the first ones we annihilate.

I also really liked the mega-obese prepper who still needs gastric bypass surgery to be ready for the end. At least he admitted the experts were right to point out his lack of fitness.

Peach, will you turn me on to that shit you smoke?

bigpeach wrote:

milosz wrote:I love these crazy fuckers. Tops so far is the Houston party girl who's already imagining/getting off on sucking dick for water in the Mad Max world to come.

She was good. Her fear was a gasoline shortage so she was going to store a vehicle somewhere, walk to it, and drive to Mexico. Then the experts pointed out that;
1) her car would be found and drained of gas before she got there
or
2) she got to the car but a tank of gas wasn't enough to get to Mexico.

And, why the fuck would Mexico have gas but not the USA? Those huarache wearing bean tenders will be the first ones we annihilate.

I also really liked the mega-obese prepper who still needs gastric bypass surgery to be ready for the end. At least he admitted the experts were right to point out his lack of fitness.

Most gas will be useless in 2-4 years even if you ad Say-Bil to it.

But the bitch is realistic. Things go Thunderdome most woman will be property. Even the most liberated men would not take much shit from a bitch in a world where her safety was dependent on him and there is no law to tell him he can't jap slap the fuck out of her or ass ram her for giving him to much lip.

Sure there will be a She-Ra here and there but most bitches will have no doubt what their place is in a collapse.

DARTH wrote:

bigpeach wrote:

milosz wrote:I love these crazy fuckers. Tops so far is the Houston party girl who's already imagining/getting off on sucking dick for water in the Mad Max world to come.

She was good. Her fear was a gasoline shortage so she was going to store a vehicle somewhere, walk to it, and drive to Mexico. Then the experts pointed out that;
1) her car would be found and drained of gas before she got there
or
2) she got to the car but a tank of gas wasn't enough to get to Mexico.

And, why the fuck would Mexico have gas but not the USA? Those huarache wearing bean tenders will be the first ones we annihilate.

I also really liked the mega-obese prepper who still needs gastric bypass surgery to be ready for the end. At least he admitted the experts were right to point out his lack of fitness.

Most gas will be useless in 2-4 years even if you ad Say-Bil to it.

But the bitch is realistic. Things go Thunderdome most woman will be property. Even the most liberated men would not take much shit from a bitch in a world where her safety was dependent on him and there is no law to tell him he can't jap slap the fuck out of her or ass ram her for giving him to much lip.

Sure there will be a She-Ra here and there but most bitches will have no doubt what their place is in a collapse.

You havin' problems at home lately Darf?

No.

I have problems with the way most woman act in general these days and their artifical equality. Not to mention the double standards.

Take away electricity and the internal combustion engine again and they go right back to where they were.

Then it's up to YOU to treat them like a Queen, a Lady or a Whore.

Then you can better respect them for their abilities and their individual personality not becuase the law tells you you have to.

Are there woamn who I think could make it in a collapse? Sure, there are some but most woman have an over inflated sense of themselves today. To much "You can do anything Grrr!"

Many of our problems in this country can be traced back in whole or in part because we fucked up and let them vote.

60% of single woman voted for Obama becuase their simple little needy minds put bullshit woman's issues above national defense, the economy and the Constitution because deep down they need someone to take care of them.

In moments of clarity even my uppity Ol Lady has said woman have to many rights and want a man to take charge.

To quote an ex " Men think, women feel." Thinkers command, feelers obey.

You have big, burly weight lifting Dudes even here sounding like little boy's asking Mom if their friends can come over and lift weights. WTF?!

My daughter will be told "Act as you wish to be treated. Carry yourself as a lady and then you should expect to be treated as such. Act a cunt and get treated as a cunt."

She comes to me after getting married and shows me her husband beat her ass becuase he was mad/frustrated/drunk and I will break his arms and ass fuck him with a bat.

She comes crying because he slapped her and tossed her to the couch or gave her the STFU Darth Vader 1 hand choke grip and warning because she ran her mouth, berated him and then pushed him and Ill slap the other side of her face and drag her home on a leash.

The problem I have with most of the "preppers" is that they have no long term plan. They stockpile a few week's to a few month's worth of food and fuel, come up with some measly way they think they're going to protect it, then believe they're good to go.

First off, if you live in a city you probably aren't going to be able to get out no matter how well armed you are. If the shit is really hitting the fan there's simply no way I can gun my way out of a city populated with by Leroy and a couple million of his cousins who all want my stuff.

Second, you won't be able to stay put if you live in a city because Leroy will still come looking for you with more of his cousins than you can shoot.

Third, just about none of the preppers I've seen on the show have any plan at all for long term survival. They seem to think their little storage closet full of goodies will see them through forever. But without a big plot of land to farm and hunt they're still going to be hungry when the MREs and Top Romen run low.

And LOL at that hording gasoline shit. If the government did collapse and all our systems went down, there wouldn't be any gasoline at the pumps in under a day. So now they have enough gas to get themselves maybe a thousand miles during the most dangerous travel conditions this country has ever seen. The fucking roads are the one place I would avoid like the plague if shit went down. It's like funneling yourself into a constant ambush.

If they really wanted to "prep", they'd buy some land in an unpopulated state and start farming right now. Ween themselves completely off the grid. Then the world could go all shit sandwich and they might not even know it.

And LOL at that hording gasoline shit. If the government did collapse and all our systems went down, there wouldn't be any gasoline at the pumps in under a day.

It's almost as if you paid attention to what happened here after Sandy.
But fuck that buying land in an unpopulated place and farming shit. If I lived like that I'd want to die.

DARTH wrote:No.

I have problems with the way most woman act in general these days and their artifical equality. Not to mention the double standards.

Take away electricity and the internal combustion engine again and they go right back to where they were.

Then it's up to YOU to treat them like a Queen, a Lady or a Whore.

Then you can better respect them for their abilities and their individual personality not becuase the law tells you you have to.

Are there woamn who I think could make it in a collapse? Sure, there are some but most woman have an over inflated sense of themselves today. To much "You can do anything Grrr!"

Many of our problems in this country can be traced back in whole or in part because we fucked up and let them vote.

60% of single woman voted for Obama becuase their simple little needy minds put bullshit woman's issues above national defense, the economy and the Constitution because deep down they need someone to take care of them.

In moments of clarity even my uppity Ol Lady has said woman have to many rights and want a man to take charge.

To quote an ex " Men think, women feel." Thinkers command, feelers obey.

You have big, burly weight lifting Dudes even here sounding like little boy's asking Mom if their friends can come over and lift weights. WTF?!

My daughter will be told "Act as you wish to be treated. Carry yourself as a lady and then you should expect to be treated as such. Act a cunt and get treated as a cunt."

She comes to me after getting married and shows me her husband beat her ass becuase he was mad/frustrated/drunk and I will break his arms and ass fuck him with a bat.

She comes crying because he slapped her and tossed her to the couch or gave her the STFU Darth Vader 1 hand choke grip and warning because she ran her mouth, berated him and then pushed him and Ill slap the other side of her face and drag her home on a leash.

What...in...the...FUCK!?!?!?!?

Yeah. Spectacular, innit it?

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Dollar-Unde ... 0442273118

That's an interesting book. I've read through it and a few others on low cost/low impact housing.

I think the whole prepper movement can be traced back to our separation from nature. As we move more and more toward a technology driven society where we rely on "the system" to bring us everything we need for survival, it brings with it an increased feeling of unease about the consequences if that system should fail to bring us our stuff. All anyone knows how to do anymore is consume what's at the store.

Funny that the solution these idiots come up with is more consumption - basically using the system to store more than you need now. Just the simple act of growing a garden and canning some of your own food would alleviate a huge amount of that latent fear that comes from being so reliant on artificial systems to bring you food and shelter. Spend some time learning a trade or craft so you can make some of your own things rather than running to Wally World to get your Chinese crap.

My favorite episode was a couple and the wife was diabetic. When the TV crew went back for the update the couple had divorced. She won the prepping materials in the settlement, but said she couldn't collect them "because they got shotguns out there"

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Dollar-Unde ... 0442273118

http://www.preparednessandsurvival.info ... -ebook.pdf

Shafpocalypse Now wrote:http://www.amazon.com/Fifty-Dollar-Unde ... 0442273118

GODDAMM YOU SHAF IF I BUIILD THIS HOUSE THEN I WONT BE ABLE TO TAKE MY KIDS TO CHUCK E CHEEZES...DECISIONS DECISIONS

Serious questions - do any of you do this prepping stuff and to what extent?

I've always found the the subject fascinating but never took it to this level. I store some food, tools, clothing, supplies etc but not much to last more than a couple weeks comfortably. I live in NYC so it doesn't make a lot of sense. If there's some sort of disaster to hit I'm probably better off to just stay here and use my brains and common sense. If the city completely collapses, I'd rather just rely on my fitness to get me out. I could probably make it from NYC to the Ontario border on foot in under 5 days if I had to. Then I can walk to Nunavut and make a living doing Internet advertising consulting there, as I hear there's a big demand.

I always figured common sense, awareness, strength, and endurance would carry you a lot further in an emergency than bags of rice.

milosz wrote:Last night's retard can't use ear protection, and cries like a bitch after one round of 5.56 goes off next to his ear. I don't think this bodes well for his post-apocalyptic gunfighting abilities.

What a couple of queers.

The people I know who would be legitimately effective in a doomsday scenario do not go running around with their dicks out about it, trying to prove to everyone how prepared they are for battle.

The problem with doomsday is the doom.

These preppers are imagining a scenario where the power goes out forever and the government packs up and leaves, but we're all just left standing around picking our asses and fighting over cans of beans. That's not doomsday. It's science fiction, and it's even less likely than an actual (still highly unlikely) doomsday scenario.

Scenarios like Katrina are more likely. Being prepared to hunker down for a week or so, or to evacuate quickly, and having insurance is all the prepping you need to do. People should work on those things after they figure out how not to die of self-inflicted heart disease at 45.