Ladies and Gentlemen...I present EpicBlackDude
Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:17 pm
LOL. Reminds me of when I was working the door at my fraternity and a friend of a member, who had previously played some Junior College ball was helping me (when he didn't have all the suburban blondes competing for his cock). Now, there had been some reported sexual assaults at another fraternity, and I wasn't letting any of their members in. They pissed and moaned but eventually had significant numbers against me. Well, Calvin stepped away from the bevy of beauties drawn to his 6'9" 280lb black as oil North Minneapolis self and told the guys it was now all of them against 2, and they were not going to be let in. One of them shouted "you aren't from this house" and Cal gently set his beer down and said "Muthafuckas Umma show you where I from!"
Those dudes could have beaten the Jamaican 4X100 relay team when they took off.