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USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:36 pm
by Kazuya Mishima

Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 7:42 pm
by Pinky
They're just jealous they're not getting any.

Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:04 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
CNS News is not journalism.

Notice how they don't point out if, for example, infection rates are going up. They just make an apples to oranges comparison, click "publish" and collect clicks.

Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:50 pm
by Pinky
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Notice how they don't point out if, for example, infection rates are going up.
The CDC publication they cite also fails to mention whether infection rates are increasing.

Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:52 pm
by Grandpa's Spells
Pinky wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Notice how they don't point out if, for example, infection rates are going up.
The CDC publication they cite also fails to mention whether infection rates are increasing.
Another clue!

Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)

Posted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 10:27 pm
by Kazuya Mishima

Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:32 pm
by Turdacious
Pinky wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:Notice how they don't point out if, for example, infection rates are going up.
The CDC publication they cite also fails to mention whether infection rates are increasing.
It can be easily inferred:
The most common sexually transmitted infection in the United States in 2008 was human papillomavirus (HPV), which caused 14,100,000 estimated infections that year.
It is obviously the @fit.

Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 2:10 pm
by Bob Wildes
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Well that's one advantage to growing old and ugly. :supz: At least I got that going for me. :axe:

Re: USA = Nasty Motherfuckers (according to the CDC)

Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 4:52 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
According to new data released by the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, there were 19.7 million new venereal infections in the United States in 2008, bringing the total number of existing sexually transmitted infections (STIs) in the U.S. at that time to 110,197,000.
Sometimes I like to do some quick (and often wrong) math when I see statistics that startle me.
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TOTAL POPULATION / SEXUALLY DISEASED POPULATION
US Population..........................313,914,000
Sexually Diseased Population...110,197,000


AGE GROUPS PROBABLY NOT CONTRIBUTING VERY MUCH TO OUR SEXUAL DISEASEATOPIA
6.8% of the population is under 16 y.o. = 21,346,152
13.3% of the population is over 65 y.o. = 41,750,562
Total number of less likely contributors = 63,096,714

TOTAL POPULATION (-) LESS LIKELY SEXUALLY DISEASED
313,914,000 - 63,096,714 = 250,817,286 potentially likely to be diseased

PERCENTAGE OF THOSE LIKELY TO BE SEXUALLY ACTIVE WHO ARE TAINTED BY SEXUAL DISEASE
110,197,000 / 250,817,286 = 44% of those in the most sexually active years are diseased mother fuckers.
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Am I to believe that almost half of the adults I see daily are sexually infected or am I misunderstanding something you statistical mofo's can school me on?

This feels very wrong to me - and it burns when I pee, and swallow, and shit.