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$1.9 million...the fucking HELL?!?!?!

Do you know how much cocaine and strippers that $1.9 million will pay for? $1.9 million buys a fuckton of time with down-on-their-luck-trying-to-break-into-the-pr0n-biz whores who will come to your crib and shoot custom videos with you as the star. $1.9 million and I could go to the Phillipines and organize my own competitive Russian Roulette League and stream it live over interwebz.

Hell, you could give the money to a children's charity...ya know...if you had a heart and lacked imagination.

But, to pay that for an oil painting of Bea Arthur's teats and she didn't even sit for the portrait. Motherfucker needs their ass beat.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/ ... 19-million

Proceed with caution...

Story from a couple of years back is that Bea got kicked out of the Marines for contracting VD. I think she denied it to her grave, but government records indicated that she got booted for a morals charge.

Bea never did it for me (shocker, I know), but if I could go back in time and catch Rue McLanahan in her prime...aye caramba.

Crust Bucket wrote:Proceed with caution...

Spoiler: show

I am currently hiring a painter to reproduce that on my bedroom ceiling, ala Sistine chapel. Those black, soulless eyes staring down all night long...

She fucked her 1st husband to death by the time he was 30 and she was around 60. That should tell you something about that stuff. .

Kazuya Mishima wrote:$1.9 million...the fucking HELL?!?!?!

Do you know how much cocaine and strippers that $1.9 million will pay for? $1.9 million buys a fuckton of time with down-on-their-luck-trying-to-break-into-the-pr0n-biz whores who will come to your crib and shoot custom videos with you as the star. $1.9 million and I could go to the Phillipines and organize my own competitive Russian Roulette League and stream it live over interwebz.

Hell, you could give the money to a children's charity...ya know...if you had a heart and lacked imagination.

But, to pay that for an oil painting of Bea Arthur's teats and she didn't even sit for the portrait. Motherfucker needs their ass beat.

http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Hollywood/ ... 19-million

Once you've done all that, once you've wallowed neck-deep in all the depravity that the wide world and your vast wealth can offer you, you come out the other side, and find an almost Zen-like joy in the simple pleasures.

Bump for the original Bea Arthur thread...often imitated, never duplicated.