Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do it.
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 12:24 am
Is it a kind of foreplay? 'Cuz it's frustrating.....
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Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do it.
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Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:06 am
What do you want to know?
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:17 am
It can get distracting.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:41 am
Well, you to out to eat, make out of while. she goes home and sends you a picture of her tits.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:45 am
I hope you text better than you've been posting lately, cuz I don't think she'll want to 'ripe your clock'seeahill wrote:Well, you to out to eat, make out of while. she goes home and sends you a picture of her tits.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 1:50 am
Picture of her tits?
Pffffffffftttttt, that's amateur hour.
Show her you're a real pro and send her a text that says, "Hey, fuck slave...the next time I see those milk jugs in person I'm gonna drop hot loads Nick Manning style across your nips and areola. P.S., send me a pic of your gaping rosebud...I wanna jack to it".
Just a suggestion...
Pffffffffftttttt, that's amateur hour.
Show her you're a real pro and send her a text that says, "Hey, fuck slave...the next time I see those milk jugs in person I'm gonna drop hot loads Nick Manning style across your nips and areola. P.S., send me a pic of your gaping rosebud...I wanna jack to it".
Just a suggestion...
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 2:17 am
LMFAOKazuya Mishima wrote:Picture of her tits?
Pffffffffftttttt, that's amateur hour.
Show her you're a real pro and send her a text that says, "Hey, fuck slave...the next time I see those milk jugs in person I'm gonna drop hot loads Nick Manning style across your nips and areola. P.S., send me a pic of your gaping rosebud...I wanna jack to it".
Just a suggestion...
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 3:07 am
Go to blendr. Or skout and get some practice in.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 5:14 am
Your entire life has been leading up to this moment.seeahill wrote:Is it a kind of foreplay? 'Cuz it's frustrating.....
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 6:49 am
Text her a picture of some condoms and a bottle of penicillin and tell her you're ready for her. That'll take things to the next level.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:19 am
Snapchat is the new sexting, I think. It is for me anyway.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 7:24 pm
I wish I knew what you were axking all i saw was somthing 'bout old ttitay;s.
Oh yeah, thanks for the visual fucker.
Oh yeah, thanks for the visual fucker.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 8:05 pm
Timmah, post that tit shot...we don't know who it is and it's not like you're gonna marry her. Let's see what you're dealing with...you made need a whole 'nother level of advice depending on what we see. But, if she doesn't like it in the ass, then you need to fuck her once then pull out and drop a load on her face and say, later!
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 9:07 pm
As usual, my internet bro Shape hits the nail on the proverbial head.
When I was fresh out of college, sexting was really starting to heat up. I had a buddy, small scrawny dude, who used to pull pussy like nobody I've ever met before. One day, we're watching USC get their ass kicked, and his phone starts dinging over and over.
First iPhone, I think.
All of a sudden, he hands me his phone, and there's this massive set of titties on there. So we're hanging out a while later that day, and he hands me his phone again, and there's another, different set of titties on there. I assume that's how he chewed through most of his data plan on that first, so amazingly cool at the time, iPhone.
So the moral of the story here, is that you shouldn't start sexting unless you're going to share the pics with your friends on the internet. And get a smartphone so you can upload them here right from it without hooking up to your computer.
When I was fresh out of college, sexting was really starting to heat up. I had a buddy, small scrawny dude, who used to pull pussy like nobody I've ever met before. One day, we're watching USC get their ass kicked, and his phone starts dinging over and over.
First iPhone, I think.
All of a sudden, he hands me his phone, and there's this massive set of titties on there. So we're hanging out a while later that day, and he hands me his phone again, and there's another, different set of titties on there. I assume that's how he chewed through most of his data plan on that first, so amazingly cool at the time, iPhone.
So the moral of the story here, is that you shouldn't start sexting unless you're going to share the pics with your friends on the internet. And get a smartphone so you can upload them here right from it without hooking up to your computer.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:23 pm
I had to promise her no one sees them but me before she even sent the pix. I keep such promises. It means more tits. Broken promises = forlorn titlessness.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:51 pm
Methinks this a generational thing. I share no proffered tittays. Free titties increase in value the more secret they are.
But if you guys want to see EZ's cock, I have the password to his private blog.
But if you guys want to see EZ's cock, I have the password to his private blog.
Posted: Tue May 28, 2013 10:55 pm
There's nothing like the blip of an iPhone text, then the disappointment to see yet another EZ cock on top of engineer overalls shot
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 1:10 am
LOL
Dicks
Dicks
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Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 1:20 am
If you are going to share your titties, you know they are going to be online eventually.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 2:06 am
Jesus H. Fucking Christ...Timmah you possesses the unique ability to suck all the fun out of the entire internets. I grow weary and visibly age just from reading your responses. See any one of us, even TROY who's recovering from nose surgery so he can give a complete bj to his male lover would have just posted some crazy set of tits just for a laugh and we'd all play along. You definitely need instruction in a whole bunch of shit.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 4:20 am
Our resident 'writer' is a little ignorant about the whole sexting thing. He sent me the pic to post.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 10:32 am
It's OK. Paul Theroux already posted them.seeahill wrote:I had to promise her no one sees them but me before she even sent the pix. I keep such promises. It means more tits. Broken promises = forlorn titlessness.
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Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 10:34 am
moar please...Turdacious wrote:Our resident 'writer' is a little ignorant about the whole sexting thing. He sent me the pic to post.
Re: Sexting: tell me about it. Even old people like me do i
Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 6:23 pm
nafod wrote:It's OK. Paul Theroux already posted them.seeahill wrote:I had to promise her no one sees them but me before she even sent the pix. I keep such promises. It means more tits. Broken promises = forlorn titlessness.
