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Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Sun Jun 02, 2013 11:31 pm
by seeahill
The SyFy channel is filming a cheapie in my town about these blood thirsty dinosaurs released when some miners blast the wrong rock and the dinosaurs run amok and bite people in half and the only humans that can save the day are cowboys, who really know how to use their lassos and spit tobacco and shit.

Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:39 am
by Testiclaw
Ha!
There have been casting posters up all over these parts for this film. I was tempted to show up to a casting call audition with my thumbs taped to my palms and tell them I was interested in playing one of the dinosaur parts.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:05 am
by Crust Bucket
ATTA BOY TIMMAH! Your town rocks.
You're going to be in it aren't you?
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:48 am
by Alfred_E._Neuman
Crust Bucket wrote:ATTA BOY TIMMAH! Your town rocks.
You're going to be in it aren't you?
Cowboys vs
DINOSAURS.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:48 pm
by DikTracy6000
This theme sounds vaguely familiar.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 1:52 pm
by seeahill
Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:05 pm
by Drew0786
I remember as a kid watching a movie like this on Saturday afternoon TV. It was from the late 50's or early 60's. I can remember the cowboys lassoing a T Rex.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 2:28 pm
by Pinky
seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
You would be perfect as the crotchety old-timer who sits around in front of the whorehouse all day telling stories that no one wants to hear. When trouble starts, you could hastily shuffle/limp away. Despite the fact that faster townsfolk are caught and devoured, you would somehow survive. The movie would then end with you back in your rocking chair, being ignored by the busty female lead and the rugged stranger who saved the town.
If they don't call you, we need to go on Kickstarter and do this movie ourselves.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:20 pm
by nafod
seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.
Ahem...
From the 1977 movie
Rollercoaster starring the inestimable George Segal and Timothy Bottoms, now on frequent rotation late evenings TV, I am the nearest blur to viewer's left of Mr. Bottoms, preparing to to pass directly in front of the camera as per my cue. My 15 hundredth of a minute of Warhol-ian fame.
Thank you

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Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 3:21 pm
by nafod
seeahill wrote:The SyFy channel is filming a cheapie in my town about these blood thirsty dinosaurs released when some miners blast the wrong rock and the dinosaurs run amok and bite people in half and the only humans that can save the day are cowboys, who really know how to use their lassos and spit tobacco and shit.

I'm thinking three-way with Tiffany and Deborah Gibson. They star in all these movies.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 5:59 pm
by seeahill
nafod wrote:seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
Lie Nap remains IGx's only legit movie star.
Ahem...
From the 1977 movie
Rollercoaster starring the inestimable George Segal and Timothy Bottoms, now on frequent rotation late evenings TV, I am the nearest blur to viewer's left of Mr. Bottoms, preparing to to pass directly in front of the camera as per my cue. My 15 hundredth of a minute of Warhol-ian fame.
Thank you
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Holy Cow, you got almost as much screen time as Lie Nap.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:10 pm
by seeahill
Pinky wrote:seeahill wrote:Oddly, no one contacted me to star in this film.
You would be perfect as the crotchety old-timer who sits around in front of the whorehouse all day telling stories that no one wants to hear. When trouble starts, you could hastily shuffle/limp away. Despite the fact that faster townsfolk are caught and devoured, you would somehow survive. The movie would then end with you back in your rocking chair, being ignored by the busty female lead and the rugged stranger who saved the town.
If they don't call you, we need to go on Kickstarter and do this movie ourselves.
Cool. I could say things like, "why back in the old days, we had to ride herd on 750,000 cows and if we fought off one ding blasted dinosaur, we fought off 30 or 40 of them pesky critters every day. You youngsters are just afraid of getting your hands dirty."
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 6:11 pm
by seeahill
Testiclaw, where abouts are you that you saw the casting call?
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:52 pm
by Testiclaw
Bozeman, it was posted at the new brewery located conveniently across the street from the edge of campus.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 10:41 pm
by johno
Pinky wrote:
You would be perfect as the crotchety old-timer who sits around in front of the whorehouse all day telling stories that no one wants to hear. When trouble starts, you could hastily shuffle/limp away.

Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:20 pm
by seeahill
The mule, old Rivers, and me.
Testi - Yeah, now I remember you're over there.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Mon Jun 03, 2013 11:31 pm
by DARTH
He only posted this because he ghost wrote this POS.
Re: Cowboys vs Dinosaurs (seriously)
Posted: Tue Jun 04, 2013 12:24 am
by Crust Bucket
He's giving those damn dinosaurs a yelling at... Or maybe it's at Andy?
