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Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:06 pm
by Mickey O'neil
I really want to fuck her. And after listening to these two songs I know she wants to fuck me too.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoyza9U7DK4[/youtube]
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KXRhc9ksnw[/youtube]
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:11 pm
by baffled
She's weird looking.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:14 pm
by Shapecharge
Uh oh, you did it now Baff. When the Mickster has his little pee pee hard for someone and then you make fun of his object of desire you are gonna cause him to go into mini-beast mode and he will most likely be waiting in your bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in your behind. Be careful.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:31 pm
by Mickey O'neil
To each his own. :)
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:38 pm
by baffled
First, I think Mick and I are good because I stand with him on Sara Jean Underwood.
Second, this chick looks like a fucking muppet.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:42 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
What's wrong with her mouth? Collagen injections gone awry? Her lips look like one of those pumped up pussy holes from a vacuum torture fetish video. Not that I watch that shit.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 9:49 pm
by Mickey O'neil
I'm trying to be real nice about this.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:02 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Did I mention her nose is like a ski jump? No? Just the pumped pussy lips? M'kay.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:19 pm
by Ryan
What a surprise. Another chick that Mickey wants to bang.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:23 pm
by Turdacious
She looks good for a woman who had eight kids a couple years back.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:39 pm
by Mickey O'neil
None of this is bothering me.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 1:49 am
by DrDonkeyLove
She sounds the sexzy.
Much like Margo Timmins of Cowboy Junkies the voice makes de sexzy.

Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:14 am
by baffled
She would definitely be sexy as hell if her face was different.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:21 am
by WildGorillaMan
I would totally let her ruin my life.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 11:36 am
by Black Coffee
She possesses three very important qualities in a woman
1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:35 pm
by Holland Oates
Black Coffee wrote:She possesses three very important qualities in a woman
1. Her pussy tastes like pepsi cola.
2. She's got a taste for men who are older.
3. She's an angel looking to get fucked hard.
Pepsi causes cancer and according to Michael Douglas so does pussy so you'd die almost immediately.
Re: Lana Del Rey
Posted: Thu Jul 04, 2013 3:46 pm
by nafod
I stand with Mickey on this issue. Especially without my reading glasses.