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Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 6:19 pm
by Dunn
http://medical-diagonosis.wonderhowto.c ... y-0139696/
Stanford University has revealed a new study that shows squatting is the proper and recommended way to go to the bathroom. What's more astonishing is that this study isn't new. According to Henry L. Bockus in Gastroenterology, the standard textbook on the subject:
"The ideal posture for defecation is the squatting position, with the thighs flexed upon the abdomen. In this way the capacity of the abdominal cavity is greatly diminished and intra-abdominal pressure increased, thus encouraging expulsion ...".
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:39 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
A squat toilet might be very convenient if you dress like this
You will also require use of the infamous "ass hose"
I choose to eat tons of blueberries and poop safely with a traditional western toilet.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 7:53 pm
by Bobby
Yes,the blueberry way has some merit,I`ve read!
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 8:52 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:03 pm
by baffled
Having taken dumps off the back end of three different wave runners and a competition ski boat, I can attest to the power of crapping from a full squat.
You'll need no blueberries to get things moving the way you only dreamed they could.
Trust Baffy on this one.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 9:20 pm
by Kenny X
baffled wrote:Having taken dumps off the back end of three different wave runners and a competition ski boat, I can attest to the power of crapping from a full squat.
You'll need no blueberries to get things moving the way you only dreamed they could.
Trust Baffy on this one.
Next time I have to drop a deuce, I'm gonna go out to the back yard, take my pants off and squat out there in front of God and all the neighbors.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:44 pm
by Holland Oates
I really can't imagine having anymore pressure in my bowel expulsions.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:48 pm
by Kenny X
It works with ejaculations, too. I skeet seven-ropers to record distances when I'm squatting down as opposed to lying down.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 10:54 pm
by Cayenne
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:47 pm
by baffled
Ed Zachary wrote:I really can't imagine having anymore pressure in my bowel expulsions.
You'd be surprised at how little pressure you experience. It's just a smooth and easy ride. Really no other way to do it, IMO.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Sun Aug 25, 2013 11:58 pm
by Turdacious
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 3:42 am
by The Venerable Bogatir X
Ed Zachary wrote:I really can't imagine having anymore pressure in my bowel expulsions.
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Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:01 am
by Protobuilder
An internet guru claimed that he lost 8 (10?) pounds from using that.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:43 am
by Crust Bucket
She at least looks happy about it.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:37 am
by Protobuilder
Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.
She did forget one step.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:47 am
by baffled
Terry B. wrote:Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.
She did forget one step.
Yeah, looks like she's about to be very unhappy with it.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:49 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
Dr. Agkistrodon wrote:It works with ejaculations, too. I skeet seven-ropers to record distances when I'm squatting down as opposed to lying down.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 12:58 pm
by TomFurman
baffled wrote:Terry B. wrote:Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.
She did forget one step.
Yeah, looks like she's about to be very unhappy with it.
She has valgus collapse.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 1:07 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
"anorectal angle", I shall try to use this in a sentence today!
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 8:34 pm
by Ryan
Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.
I'd make sure she has correct anorectal angle.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 9:30 pm
by nafod
I use a wet-dry vac anyway, so no pushing necessary.
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:16 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Ryan wrote:Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.
I'd make sure she has correct anorectal angle.
Same stool can be used in the, often imitated never duplicated,
Anal Reverse Cowgirl......
tremendous quad builder for her, position of gentlemanly repose for you....
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:25 pm
by Turdacious
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Ryan wrote:Crust Bucket wrote:She at least looks happy about it.
I'd make sure she has correct anorectal angle.
Same stool can be used in the, often imitated never duplicated,
Anal Reverse Cowgirl......
tremendous quad builder for her, position of gentlemanly repose for you....
I wonder if Furman knows her...
Re: Science says:"You Poop Wrong"
Posted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 11:38 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Hmmmm..Not as Juggy as I'd imagine but it's possible.