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I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:35 pm
by Turdacious
Shelves in Walmart stores in Springhill and Mansfield, LA were reportedly cleared Saturday night, when the stores allowed purchases on EBT cards even though they were not showing limits.

The chaos that followed ultimately required intervention from local police, and left behind numerous carts filled to overflowing, apparently abandoned when the glitch-spurred shopping frenzy ended.
http://www.ksla.com/story/23679489/walm ... ebt-glitch

Video at the link.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:41 pm
by Protobuilder
Nice move by Wal-Mart to guarantee and easy $750,000 per store and clear some inventory. I think that we can all agree that taxpayers are cool picking up the tab.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 1:13 pm
by Kazuya Mishima
"A spokesperson for the Louisiana Department of Children and Family Services says they take all allegations of potential fraud seriously, they are aware of the reports and they will be investigating."

Fine and good, but I'm sure that they'll never get to the true root cause of this unfortunate event. This is not about a computer glitch, or an isolated example of "human nature". This is about a rat plague that has descended upon this once great nation...a stinking tide of saucer lipped primates that has swept across this land like a tsunami of shit.

I like how they rolled out that giggling World Star cameraman..."mang, it lookeded like a tornado done came through...I'm glad my momma don't work up in here no more." Yes, I'm sure the disabled bitch has no tolerance for good old fashioned hard work, and when she was a Wal-Mart employee she probably deported herself like all of the other niggers that work at Wal-Mart...the dumb nigger greeter at the front who doesn't actually greet anybody, and the dumb nigger checkout beasts who could make the lines move much faster if they checked people out with as much gusto and fervor as they do bitching about having to check people out.

I liked the old couple at the end calling the theft for what it is. It's a type of curse these days to actually have principles and values in that you have to spend your time watching the ooking and eeking nigger hoarde get by and live off of the labor of others. Unlike the ant and the grasshooper story, winter never seems to come and correct this cruel state of affairs.

They can all shoot each other or starve to death...a fuck I do not give, but I can say with all seriousness that these burr headed coons have got to go.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 2:50 pm
by Holland Oates
You should have seen the carnage at the local Walmart the day the EBT cards(food stamps) didn't work.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:05 pm
by Protobuilder
The older couple interviewed at the end was obviously racist.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:52 pm
by Crust Bucket
SPELLS IN FOR THIER DEFENSE IN 3... 2.. 1.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:52 am
by Protobuilder
I was in Long Beach a few years back and needed to pick up a luggage lock before heading to the airport. I had only been in two Wal-Marts before and both were in college towns full of...college kids...but this place was different.

I wanted to buy something that was behind lock and key and I appeared to greatly annoy the clerk by distracting her from her phone. After annoying a clerk by distracting her from her phone, I found out that somebody named Shaniqua was the only person with the key, and that she was out back with her boyfriend. Eventually, the only white guy I saw in the store came up, identified himself as the manager and unlocked the display, walked me to the register and checked me out himself which I found to be both great customer service and a bit odd.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:36 am
by Turdacious
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldwDx0CZkgI[/youtube]

EDIT-- link fixed

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:27 am
by Protobuilder
Turdacious wrote:
He wasn't going after a certain demographic or anything, was he?

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 4:29 am
by DARTH
Yeah, but since we let them vote, it's very relative.

Voting and the right to run for office should be earned. Most lazy fucks of all colours would not put forth the effort.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:45 am
by Protobuilder
DARTH wrote:Yeah, but since we let them vote, it's very relative.

Voting and the right to run for office should be earned. Most lazy fucks of all colours would not put forth the effort.
Oh, and how do you propose people earn their right to vote?

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:48 am
by Master_Blaster
Terry B. wrote:
DARTH wrote:Yeah, but since we let them vote, it's very relative.

Voting and the right to run for office should be earned. Most lazy fucks of all colours would not put forth the effort.
Oh, and how do you propose people earn their right to vote?

Take a fucking citizenship test.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:10 am
by Protobuilder
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
DARTH wrote:Yeah, but since we let them vote, it's very relative.

Voting and the right to run for office should be earned. Most lazy fucks of all colours would not put forth the effort.
Oh, and how do you propose people earn their right to vote?

Take a fucking citizenship test.
Federally designed standardized testing is always a valid solution.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 9:44 am
by Master_Blaster
Terry B. wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
DARTH wrote:Yeah, but since we let them vote, it's very relative.

Voting and the right to run for office should be earned. Most lazy fucks of all colours would not put forth the effort.
Oh, and how do you propose people earn their right to vote?

Take a fucking citizenship test.
Federally designed standardized testing is always a valid solution.

Knowing your Nation's history and being taught/ learning a modicum of basic politics and having to prove so on a test is a START you fuck.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:53 am
by Protobuilder
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
DARTH wrote:Yeah, but since we let them vote, it's very relative.

Voting and the right to run for office should be earned. Most lazy fucks of all colours would not put forth the effort.
Oh, and how do you propose people earn their right to vote?

Take a fucking citizenship test.
Federally designed standardized testing is always a valid solution.

Knowing your Nation's history and being taught/ learning a modicum of basic politics and having to prove so on a test is a START you fuck.
Yeah, let's make a new gov't agency and give them the power to decide who is and who is not a citizen. It's not like there's any prestige in having a US passport nowadays - the country gives them out to people who have barely set foot in the country.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 3:06 pm
by Bob Wildes
Terry B. wrote:I was in Long Beach a few years back and needed to pick up a luggage lock before heading to the airport. I had only been in two Wal-Marts before and both were in college towns full of...college kids...but this place was different.

I wanted to buy something that was behind lock and key and I appeared to greatly annoy the clerk by distracting her from her phone. After annoying a clerk by distracting her from her phone, I found out that somebody named Shaniqua was the only person with the key, and that she was out back with her boyfriend. Eventually, the only white guy I saw in the store came up, identified himself as the manager and unlocked the display, walked me to the register and checked me out himself which I found to be both great customer service and a bit odd.
Do you remember the address? I'm asking because I lived in Long Beach, 80-82, in an apartment on Pasadena Avenue. That was the cut off at that time. South of there towards the beach the area got extremely spotty. As you went North, away from the beach the area got noticeably nicer.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 10:39 pm
by Master_Blaster
Terry B. wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
DARTH wrote:Yeah, but since we let them vote, it's very relative.

Voting and the right to run for office should be earned. Most lazy fucks of all colours would not put forth the effort.
Oh, and how do you propose people earn their right to vote?

Take a fucking citizenship test.
Federally designed standardized testing is always a valid solution.

Knowing your Nation's history and being taught/ learning a modicum of basic politics and having to prove so on a test is a START you fuck.
Yeah, let's make a new gov't agency and give them the power to decide who is and who is not a citizen. It's not like there's any prestige in having a US passport nowadays - the country gives them out to people who have barely set foot in the country.


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Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 11:45 pm
by Turdacious
Terry B. wrote:Yeah, let's make a new gov't agency and give them the power to decide who is and who is not a citizen.
We already have the DOJ.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:39 am
by Kenny X
THOSE BITCHES WERE JUST BLAMING BUSH BECAUSE HE'S WHITE!!!

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:48 am
by TerryB
Terry B. wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
DARTH wrote:Yeah, but since we let them vote, it's very relative.

Voting and the right to run for office should be earned. Most lazy fucks of all colours would not put forth the effort.
Oh, and how do you propose people earn their right to vote?

Take a fucking citizenship test.
Federally designed standardized testing is always a valid solution.

Knowing your Nation's history and being taught/ learning a modicum of basic politics and having to prove so on a test is a START you fuck.
Yeah, let's make a new gov't agency and give them the power to decide who is and who is not a citizen. It's not like there's any prestige in having a US passport nowadays - the country gives them out to people who have barely set foot in the country.
Fuck you you fucking fuck!

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:38 pm
by Protobuilder
protobuilder wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
Master_Blaster wrote:
Terry B. wrote:
DARTH wrote:Yeah, but since we let them vote, it's very relative.

Voting and the right to run for office should be earned. Most lazy fucks of all colours would not put forth the effort.
Oh, and how do you propose people earn their right to vote?

Take a fucking citizenship test.
Federally designed standardized testing is always a valid solution.

Knowing your Nation's history and being taught/ learning a modicum of basic politics and having to prove so on a test is a START you fuck.
Yeah, let's make a new gov't agency and give them the power to decide who is and who is not a citizen. It's not like there's any prestige in having a US passport nowadays - the country gives them out to people who have barely set foot in the country.
Fuck you you fucking fuck!
BOOM!

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:56 pm
by DARTH
2 Years Active Military service, 2 years Reserve (Regular 1 weekend a month, 2 weeks a year shit for the first year and then just have them come in for a weekend every other month. There will still be enough people who join the reserves or stay on.)

2 Years Peace Corps, 2 years assisting and training and administration of Peace Corps.

4 Years Emergency Services and Medical Services- EMT/Firefighters, Police, Nurses, Orderlys, Nursing Homes, ect down to mopping puke.

6 Year Educational services- Teachers, Councillors, ect.


8 Years Community Services- Trash collecting, Sanitation, ect.


Your child can earn it for you if they join the military, as you have made someone who is willing to stand the line. By this time many are decent, productive, and somewhat informed members of society.

Also

Make a national law that Civics has to be taught for 2 weeks in grades 4,5 and 6. 4 weeks in grades 7,8 and 9th and 6 weeks in 10th,11th and 12.

Western civ, American History, same emphasis as Language Arts, math and Sciences.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 3:28 pm
by kreator
Good luck with that.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 4:49 pm
by DARTH
Better than what we have now, by far.

In the current construct? Not going to happen.

The way shit is going and might go? After the dust settles, very possible.

Re: I know the Kazphone is going off right now

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 6:24 pm
by Master_Blaster
I agree with DARTH 100%

I don't agree with any sort of draft per se but mandatory Public service of some form is far from a bad Idea.