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Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 6:00 pm
by nafod
Seems tailored for SEALs, average sailors, and folks like Bram.
https://www.facebook.com/PaddleBoardMartialArts
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:26 pm
by Master_Blaster
Throw in Faggle-bells and you will have achieved total Eliteness.
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:39 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
Master_Blaster wrote:Faggle-bells
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:58 pm
by Master_Blaster
Blaidd Drwg wrote:Master_Blaster wrote:Faggle-bells
Kook-Balls?
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:09 pm
by Bedlam 0-0-0
He is the "first in the world to do this!" Mad tai chee skillz start around 1:20. It appears he would benefit more from spending his time paddling on the board rather than flipping his paws at imaginary swampmonsters.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXkKc88KARo[/youtube]
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:20 pm
by DARTH
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:21 pm
by Master_Blaster
Or get rocks thrown at you.
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:22 pm
by DARTH
Hey man, got to go for yours and take the risks.
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 8:24 pm
by DARTH
Master_Blaster wrote:
Or get rocks thrown at you.
All the funnier when you beat him about the neck, knees and nuts with a fucking oar.
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:30 pm
by nafod
I was thinking this would be the path to insta-laid. Maybe not so much on the Chattahoochee River, but definitely on the West Coast.
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 9:58 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
What are the 4 best kicks to use against a shark?
Re: Martial Artists - this better training 4 Chair Force typ
Posted: Mon Nov 04, 2013 10:57 pm
by The Crawdaddy
I see what you did there. I have applied the appropriate correction to my reply title.
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:15 am
by DARTH
DrDonkeyLove wrote:
What are the 4 best kicks to use against a shark?
Awesome fucking point!
I was going to say you'd clean up in Fat Cat Island or the West Coast/Resorts scene but you bring up a good point about making your living on something that looks like a seal or fish to a hungry shark.
Your about fucked. I'd try because you never know? But I think you are pretty well fucked and fish shit at that point.
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:18 am
by Wild Bill
Master_Blaster wrote:Throw in Faggle-bells and you will have achieved total Eliteness.
Behold
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2E3Qd5r3uM[/youtube]
Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 1:33 am
by Master_Blaster
I clearly spoke too soon.
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Re: Martial Artists - this better training for Navy types?
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 1:42 am
by Turdacious
DARTH wrote:DrDonkeyLove wrote:
What are the 4 best kicks to use against a shark?
Awesome fucking point!
I was going to say you'd clean up in Fat Cat Island or the West Coast/Resorts scene but you bring up a good point about making your living on something that looks like a seal or fish to a hungry shark.
Your about fucked. I'd try because you never know? But I think you are pretty well fucked and fish shit at that point.
You guys know nothing, sheesh.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dghbyBaQyI[/youtube]
You boys are all looking at this wrong.
You can get a lot of tail and get paid, doing that shit. 
