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Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:40 pm
by buckethead
So says the "Strength Sensei"
With the World Cup going full blown in Brazil, it amazes me how the quality of the game has not reached its full potential because of the poor levels of strength and conditioning worldwide. If you look at pro sports, football [soccer] is still in the dark ages in terms of optimal strength and conditioning levels. American football and ice hockey are at least 40 years ahead of them in terms of proper training methodology.
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Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:43 pm
by DARTH
What a dumb motherfucker.
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 8:55 pm
by Blaidd Drwg
DARTH wrote:What a dumb motherfucker.
+++5Million.
Soccer players are some of the best conditioned skill athletes in all of sport and they are totally optimized physically for the game as it is played today (flopping included)
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:45 pm
by milosz
The biggest physical quality lacking in football is short-term acceleration. Why is acceleration so poor in football?
Wait, what?
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:57 pm
by Bud Charniga's grape ape
I like how he uses Ronaldo as his poster boy for what a soccer player "should" look like. I note that he didn't use a picture of, say, Messi, who looks like a skinny schlub:

Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:03 pm
by dead man walking
well, their heads are shaved like pussies

Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:33 pm
by Mickey O'neil
That guy is an idiot.
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:38 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Poliquin is off his rocker. Soccer S&C guys might be 20 years ahead of the US for the most part. Take Mladen Jovanovic for instance, he does work with soccer players and uses extensive data acquistion methods to keep peak condition and monitor injury status.
http://complementarytraining.net/
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 10:39 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:13 pm
by buckethead
Are soccer players as juiced/doped as other sports?
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:18 pm
by dead man walking
your question sent me googling.
fifa adopted biological profiling last year, and there is this recent report:
After Costa Rica sealed its surprise place in the knockout stage with a 1-0 win over Italy, seven Los Ticos players were called in for a doping test — the usual two as required of each team after every match, plus five more. FIFA said the additional five players were called in because they were among the nine percent of World Cup participants who had not completed their required pre-tournament testing.
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:40 am
by Croatoa
They need more fish oil.
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:05 am
by baffled
Can't remember who the interview was with, or where it was published, but I remember an American S&C guy who basically said that European soccer clubs were way ahead of Americans with their S&C practices.
Two things that I still remember:
1) They did a better job of planning training, so players were at their peak ability more often than most team athletes here.
2) They did a better job of screening players returning from injury and correcting imbalances, poor movement patterns etc.
Michael Bradley ran over 7 miles against Portugal. Even counting the last minute mess-up (not totally his fault, IMO), a pretty strong aerobic system is needed for that kind of effort.
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:31 am
by Jay
wow, Poloquin is way off base here
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:37 am
by Jay
Plus nice anecdotal job of using one of the most notorious partiers in soccer, Rooney, to prove a point
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:03 pm
by Beer Jew
Listening to Americans discussing "soccer" makes me want to self harm.
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:28 pm
by Bob Wildes
Beer Jew wrote:Listening to Americans discussing "soccer" makes me want to self harm.
No-one is stopping you. Do it.
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 1:35 pm
by Turdacious
Beer Jew wrote:Listening to Americans discussing "soccer" makes me want to self harm.
Because we're still in and you're not?
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 2:51 pm
by buckethead
If you are in the top X % of any sport, don't you, by definition, have perfect strength and conditioning?
"S&C" as an independent quality seems like a definition made just to advance the training industry
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 5:04 pm
by Bud Charniga's grape ape
Jay wrote:Plus nice anecdotal job of using one of the most notorious partiers in soccer, Rooney, to prove a point
Fuck, I'm having a hard time letting this go. Jay's absolutely right, Rooney gets a lot of flack for his lack of discipline.
And the thing is, Rooney's still been a world-class player for 10+ years. Saying that he's not as good as Ronaldo, one of the two or three best players in the world, a generational talent, well, so what? That's like saying "that Clyde Drexler, he was no Michael Jordan." It's true, but it misses the point. And if you look at Ronaldo play, it's not his abzzzz that make him a great player.
Shit, pretty much the one thing that everyone will say about the American side is that their conditioning is top notch. They're one of the, if not the, strongest, best-conditioned teams in the tournament. The reason that they're not picked to go very far is that they lack players with a whole lot of creativity or touch. So it might intuit well that conditioning, while important, isn't the most important thing. Poliquin's just fucking trolling with this shit.
Then again,
I'm a water type, so what the fuck do I know
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 6:27 pm
by Jay
Rooney is a superb player who has played better than people who had "superior" conditioning.
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 6:28 pm
by TerryB
Bob Wildes wrote:Beer Jew wrote:Listening to Americans discussing "soccer" makes me want to self harm.
No-one is stopping you. Do it.
:snigger
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 6:31 pm
by Jay
plus he keeps talking about power as if its all they have to worry about..
they run 5-8 miles a fucking game... they need a balance of both.
he's fucking wrong as fuck here
Re: Futbol players are pussies
Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:50 am
by Fat Cat
T>1200 wrote:Bob Wildes wrote:Beer Jew wrote:Listening to Americans discussing "soccer" makes me want to self harm.
No-one is stopping you. Do it.
:snigger
