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FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:47 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Count ... 0b4854bcf1
Click that link, it takes you to County Road 3, near Sweeny, TX, where some folks are claiming there is a jihadi training camp. I see a junkyard, some oil wells, some houses and horse and cow pastures...can anyone see the jihadi camp.
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:49 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
About 40 miles from me.
I am going to start a kickstarter....if I make $10K I will go an investigate personally.
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 9:59 pm
by nafod
At a jihadi camp you'd expect to see a shooting range, some outdoor physical implements for getting your PT on, and ground that looks like it has been used for group formations and stuff. Basically the kind of place Bats hangs out on vacation with his militia bubbas. I'm not seeing it in your photo.
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:25 pm
by Chris McClinch
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:About 40 miles from me.
I am going to start a kickstarter....if I make $10K I will go an investigate personally.
And get sued when you never deliver the promised book....
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 10:26 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
LICK BALLS MOHAMMED!
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:07 am
by stanley_white
Monkey bars.
Guys jumping over pits with fire in them.
Two time proven necessities.
-Stan
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:08 am
by Shafpocalypse Now
So, nobody on FB could see one either. It's because those nut all websites make shit up
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:25 am
by Shafpocalypse Now
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:41 am
by Turdacious
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 2:07 am
by buckethead
I'm rowing there now
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 4:45 am
by Batboy2/75
stanley_white wrote:Monkey bars.
Guys jumping over pits with fire in them.
Two time proven necessities.
-Stan
You beat me to it. Monkey Bars are the corner stone to a jihadist Training program. Plus Karate; the camel fuckers love Karate something fierce.
Plug those two into your secret algorithm and you find your Training Camps.
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:37 am
by Holland Oates
Chris McClinch wrote: And get sued when you never deliver the promised book....
LMFAO
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:15 pm
by Kenny X
It's underground. Simulating caves. It's sponsored by the CIA.
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:48 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
You can't have caves by the gulf.
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 5:58 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Monkey bars, fire pits, karate...I think I'm about ready to start investigating
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:03 pm
by Batboy2/75
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Monkey bars, fire pits, karate...I think I'm about ready to start investigating
Also, look for large concentrations of Donkeys and Goats. Mohamed needs his sexual desires fulfilled on earth before moving onto his reward.
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:07 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Burros and cattle will do in a pinch?
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:10 pm
by Pinky
You must be wrong. I clicked on "search nearby" and couldn't find anything about Jihad.
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:12 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:16 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
My team organized a scout mission and attempted to locate the camp. We did flyovers in Helicopter and fixed wing aircraft, foot patrols and drove around for 2 entire days and never found anything except a couple deer feeders and hunting blinds. Doesn't mean its not there, just that we sure couldn't find it if it does. Found spent brass and shotgun shells, Nothing more. It obviously was in use in 2002 according to the shooting accident reported in the link, but as of October 2013, we could not see anything out of the ordinary. We also spoke with several people in the surrounding area asking what they had seen and they reported to us that nothing out of the ordinary had been noticed by them. Talked to a small dairy operation that ran his cows in an adjoining pasture and he is always out on quads in the area and has seen nothing in years. All the brass we found was either very old or right by hunting blinds. Stuff by the blinds was 22-250 and 7mm. Easily explainable and small in quantity. There was a place we found with maybe 100 rounds of 7.62x39 brass but the brass was obviously old. No targets, no ranges, no tents, no trailers as reported except that housed the dairy's workers. There may have been one there in 2002 as the FBI reported, but if there is one there now.... We sure couldn't get eyes on it in a detailed 2 day search. It is certainly NOT a new camp. Could have been in place from the 80's according to a couple of reports.
Re: FIND THE JIHADI CAMP!
Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 6:18 pm
by Shafpocalypse Now
the comments on the assorted articles are laugh inducing.