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IGx alumni report
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 12:46 pm
by Turdacious
Police say a California woman was cited after climbing into the giraffe exhibit at a Madison zoo and getting kicked in the face.
A police report says 24-year-old Amada Hall, of San Luis Obispo, California, climbed over one fence and almost got over the second fence encircling the giraffe enclosure at the Henry Vilas Zoo about 5:30 p.m. Saturday. A 2-year-old, 12-foot-tall giraffe gave Hall a lick, then turned and kicked her in the face.
http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2014/08/ ... raffe-pen/
Re: IGx alumni report
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:35 pm
by buckethead
Once you go Jack, you never go back
Re: IGx alumni report
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 5:39 pm
by Dux
Re: IGx alumni report
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 6:12 pm
by Gav
Little monkey fences are high, so a giraffe fence must be a fucker to climb over.
Re: IGx alumni report
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 11:06 am
by Pinky
You don't want to know what happened when this woman broke into the raccoon exhibit.
Re: IGx alumni report
Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:01 pm
by Kenny X
In my imagination here's the TL;DR of how it all went down:
Chick: She ignores the warning signs and climbs the fence and meets the 2 year-old giraffe.
Giraffe: *liiiiick!* ... Thinks it over ... "Meh. I don't like the way you taste." ... POW!!
I fucking love animals. The shenanigans they get up to with stupid humans always gives me a laugh.
