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Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer...
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:44 pm
by Shapecharge
Well, I didn't do any real investigating but certainly when you put all the facts together there's only one logical conclusion...our resident writer is 100 percent homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Consider this:
1. He's a flamboyant "writer" that lives alone.
2. He takes long travel "adventures" with other men. More like ass-slammin' anal adventures.
3. Appears to be totally inept when talking about women which is really just for show and indicates that he most assuredly prefers to lay with men.
4. May be suffering from any and all sorts of diseases that beset the homosexual community. I would imagine when you've got the hep, the herp, and the hiv, you'd be pretty fucking tired all the time. Low T? Yes...Low t-cell count.
5. His latest cooking questions? C'mon now...all HOMO!
6. Was a "swimmer" in college?!? I bet he was...swimming in a pool full of dicks!
7. His cabin in the woods? More like a fully functional dick lair. Who knows what kind of freaky shit has gone down in that cabin. Only the heat of a thousand suns could torch that lube drenched shithole.
I rest my case gentlemen.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:53 pm
by Crust Bucket
Shape, you forgot to mention his supposed threats of fire 14 times a year to that cabin.
Now it makes perfect sense, he's just using that as secret code to get more men up to his play pin.
ATTA BOY SHAPE!!!
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 8:54 pm
by seeahill
Shapecharge wrote:Well, I didn't do any real investigating but certainly when you put all the facts together there's only one logical conclusion...our resident writer is 100 percent homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Consider this:
1. He's a flamboyant "writer" that lives alone.
2. He takes long travel "adventures" with other men. More like ass-slammin' anal adventures.
3. Appears to be totally inept when talking about women which is really just for show and indicates that he most assuredly prefers to lay with men.
4. May be suffering from any and all sorts of diseases that beset the homosexual community. I would imagine when you've got the hep, the herp, and the hiv, you'd be pretty fucking tired all the time. Low T? Yes...Low t-cell count.
5. His latest cooking questions? C'mon now...all HOMO!
6. Was a "swimmer" in college?!? I bet he was...swimming in a pool full of dicks!
7. His cabin in the woods? More like a fully functional dick lair. Who knows what kind of freaky shit has gone down in that cabin. Only the heat of a thousand suns could torch that lube drenched shithole.
I rest my case gentlemen.
This from a Dumbo looking guy whose ears are right around the block from one another. Fucker looks like a taxi with the doors open. And when he poses as gay, he's obviously insincere and probably hasn't sucked a dick in over a month.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:03 pm
by Shapecharge
Timmah you're projecting...my ears are a bit oddly shaped but they don't stick out. The facts speak for themselves. Don't be ashamed.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:14 pm
by seeahill
Shapecharge wrote:Timmah you're projecting...my ears are a bit oddly shaped but they don't stick out. The facts speak for themselves. Don't be ashamed.
No sir, them are Gomer ears. It's Mr. Spock meets Dumbo. They are the ears of a dolt and bunny humper.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:18 pm
by Andy83
Everybody on this forum is a great writer. And he condescends because some queer publisher favors only other sissies who deserve to be published.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:21 pm
by Shapecharge
I think not sir! You may have some people fooled here but I have revealed your true self. Stop denying it and just set yourself free of the shackles of shame that you've placed upon yourself. Timmah, we won't judge you. Your books may actually sell once you reveal the truth.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:23 pm
by seeahill
Andy80 wrote:Everybody on this forum is a great writer. And he condescends because some queer publisher favors only other sissies who deserve to be published.
Andy think in a nutshell.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:25 pm
by seeahill
Shapecharge wrote:I think not sir! You may have some people fooled here but I have revealed your true self. Stop denying it and just set yourself free of the shackles of shame that you've placed upon yourself. Timmah, we won't judge you. Your books may actually sell once you reveal the truth.
Tell me about when your mom was dating the basset hound.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:35 pm
by Andy83
seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:Everybody on this forum is a great writer. And he condescends because some queer publisher favors only other sissies who deserve to be published.
Andy think in a nutshell.
You should spend more time down at the local bars, get your ass kicked a few times and maybe learn to relate to some masculine guys.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:38 pm
by seeahill
Andy80 wrote:seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:Everybody on this forum is a great writer. And he condescends because some queer publisher favors only other sissies who deserve to be published.
Andy think in a nutshell.
You should spend more time down at the local bars, get your ass kicked a few times and maybe learn to relate to some masculine guys.
Fights? I got one fist of iron and the other of steel. If the right one don't get you then the left one weel.
(figured you'd remember than one)
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:52 pm
by Shapecharge
Timmah, lashing out at me in this juvenile fashion is just a smokescreen clouding the only real issue for discussion in this thread: your closeted homosexual behavior. Admitting it and living openly in society will finally give you some real creative inspiriation and perhaps at this late stage in your career you can write a book that someone will actually want to read.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 9:57 pm
by seeahill
Shapecharge wrote:Timmah, lashing out at me in this juvenile fashion is just a smokescreen clouding the only real issue for discussion in this thread: your closeted homosexual behavior. Admitting it and living openly in society will finally give you some real creative inspiriation and perhaps at this late stage in your career you can write a book that someone will actually want to read.
The tower says you're cleared for take-off.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:35 pm
by nafod
This seems to be as good a thread as any...

Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:38 pm
by seeahill
nafod wrote:This seems to be as good a thread as any...

As Shape always says: bone me like you own me
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:52 pm
by Andy83
seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:Everybody on this forum is a great writer. And he condescends because some queer publisher favors only other sissies who deserve to be published.
Andy think in a nutshell.
You should spend more time down at the local bars, get your ass kicked a few times and maybe learn to relate to some masculine guys.
Fights? I got one fist of iron and the other of steel. If the right one don't get you then the left one weel.
(figured you'd remember than one)
Trouble is, you ain't no Big Bad John.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 10:55 pm
by seeahill
Andy80 wrote:seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:Everybody on this forum is a great writer. And he condescends because some queer publisher favors only other sissies who deserve to be published.
Andy think in a nutshell.
You should spend more time down at the local bars, get your ass kicked a few times and maybe learn to relate to some masculine guys.
Fights? I got one fist of iron and the other of steel. If the right one don't get you then the left one weel.
(figured you'd remember than one)
Trouble is, you ain't no Big Bad John.
Dumbshit. think TennTennesseeesee Ernie...
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2014 11:17 pm
by buckethead
seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:Everybody on this forum is a great writer. And he condescends because some queer publisher favors only other sissies who deserve to be published.
Andy think in a nutshell.
You should spend more time down at the local bars, get your ass kicked a few times and maybe learn to relate to some masculine guys.
Fights? I got one fist of iron and the other of steel. If the right one don't get you then the left one weel.
(figured you'd remember than one)
Trouble is, you ain't no Big Bad John.
Dumbshit. think TennTennesseeesee Ernie...
Andy owes his soul to the dumpy-faced whore
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:29 am
by johno
Tim, your distrust is a bit hurtful. You've been here at IG long enough to know that we won't judge.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 12:34 am
by seeahill
I haven't spent my career saving a bunch of basements.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:13 am
by johno
I prefer to say that we make parking lots.
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:18 am
by seeahill
johno wrote:I prefer to say that we make parking lots.
Ha!
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2014 1:24 am
by Andy83
seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:seeahill wrote:Andy80 wrote:Everybody on this forum is a great writer. And he condescends because some queer publisher favors only other sissies who deserve to be published.
Andy think in a nutshell.
You should spend more time down at the local bars, get your ass kicked a few times and maybe learn to relate to some masculine guys.
Fights? I got one fist of iron and the other of steel. If the right one don't get you then the left one weel.
(figured you'd remember than one)
Trouble is, you ain't no Big Bad John.
Dumbshit. think TennTennesseeesee Ernie...
And you certainly ain't no Tennessee Ernie
Re: Startling investigative reporting on our resident writer
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 12:47 am
by TerryB
seeahill wrote:Shapecharge wrote:I think not sir! You may have some people fooled here but I have revealed your true self. Stop denying it and just set yourself free of the shackles of shame that you've placed upon yourself. Timmah, we won't judge you. Your books may actually sell once you reveal the truth.
Tell me about when your mom was dating the basset hound.
:teehee