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Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:32 am
by Protobuilder
Good.

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 2:25 pm
by nafod
Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 3:30 pm
by DrDonkeyLove
If one of the heroes doesn't say, "this ends here" or "this ends now", I'm not interested.

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2016 11:47 pm
by Mickey O'neil
It's out already? I didn't think it came out until Thursday?

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 4:51 am
by Protobuilder
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sun May 01, 2016 12:10 pm
by nafod
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
How come Spider-Man doesn't shoot webs out his ass like a real spider?

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Mon May 02, 2016 12:24 am
by Mickey O'neil
HOW DARE YOU!!!
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 3:32 am
by Protobuilder
Mickey O'neil wrote:HOW DARE YOU!!!
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
The Korean woman from Avengers 2 isn't in it or show probably would be lower.

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sun May 08, 2016 3:33 am
by Protobuilder
nafod wrote:
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
How come Spider-Man doesn't shoot webs out his ass like a real spider?
<SPOILER ALERT>
















































He's not really a spider.

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 2:04 am
by nafod
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
How come Spider-Man doesn't shoot webs out his ass like a real spider?
<SPOILER ALERT>
















































He's not really a spider.
Fuck

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sat May 14, 2016 12:33 am
by johno
Good movie, fun. Cool symbolism...the United Nations wants to control Captain America. Get it? AMERICA. But the Captain has other ideas.

Also, that Olsen chick is no longer anorexic & waify. Hot, HOT, HAWT!
I think Scarlett has to take Fourth Place, behind the Olsen chick, the Captain's CIA girlfriend, and Marissa Tomei, of coarse.
Sorry, Mick.

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sun May 15, 2016 3:53 am
by TerryB
Protobuilder wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:HOW DARE YOU!!!
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
The Korean woman from Avengers 2 isn't in it or show probably would be lower.


Protobuilder prefers fat women.

This is well known.

Re: Captain America - Civil War

Posted: Sun May 29, 2016 11:07 pm
by Protobuilder
TerryB wrote:
Protobuilder wrote:
Mickey O'neil wrote:HOW DARE YOU!!!
Protobuilder wrote:
nafod wrote:Are there any scenes where all of the super-heroes are running together towards a bad guy? Cuz I love that shit. It's like ten times better than a dude slowing walking away from a big-ass explosion, and thirty times better than a 100 LB chick head-butting a 500 LB offensive lineman into submission. But maybe this movie has all three? And spandex? Do they jump down from a height and land in a really cool tactical three point stance? Holy shit. God I hope so.
Spandex limited to SpiderLad for the most part. Black Widow dresses conservatively - the third most attractive woman in the movie, by my ranking.
The Korean woman from Avengers 2 isn't in it or show probably would be lower.


Protobuilder prefers fat women.

This is well known.
I've evolved to prefer petite Asians. Usually women.